Dark: If You Ever Feel Stupid Or Weak Or Powerless, Just Remember That I Am Not. I Am Out There, Very

Blue: Yellow has no idea I’m high.

Yellow: You’re high?

Blue: Oh, I’m sorry.

Blue, leaning over to Green: Yellow has no idea I’m high.

Red: Yellow's amazing at concentrating. Once they start reading, the only way they’ll notice you is if you take their book away. Not even if you hit them or shake them!

Blue: That was them ignoring you.

Dark: *walks into the room*

Second: They’re covered in blood again. Why is it they’re always covered in blood?

Chosen: Well, it looks like it’s their own blood this time.

Purple: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

Yellow: Second, wake up!

Second, half asleep: Five more minutes...

Yellow: You've been in a coma for two years!

Second: ...

Second: Okay, two more minutes...

Purple: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Green!

*Neither of them die*

Green: …

Purple: …

Green: So do you wanna talk about somethi-

Purple: No thank you.

Purple: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

Second, pointing out Dark's black clothes: Whose funeral is it? Dark, looking around the room: Hmm... Haven't decided yet.

Dark: Here's a fun christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever's under it.

Chosen: Dark no

Second: Mistlefoe!

Chosen: Please don't encourage him

Yellow: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.

Red: I went to the park today.

Yellow: There you go! I hope you got something from that.

Red: *opening their coat* This duck.