Purple: We’ll Find Another Route, It’s Not Safe For Amateur Adventurers.

Green: I think we can all agree I’m the ten amongst these threes.

Second: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now!

Yellow: Uh, Chosen and Dark are not getting along.

Second: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Yellow: You may have a point.

Blue: If I fall…

Yellow: I’ll be there to catch you.

Purple: *looks at Green* What if I fall?

Green: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Dark: *watches these two interactions*

Dark, to Chosen: And if I fall?

Chosen: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

Dark, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve insulted someone.

Dark: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve assaulted someone, but let’s not talk about that.

Dark: I believe in gay rights because I'm gay and I'm always right.

Purple: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

Alright I've decided to actually mention this but go check out @sxncvut because they did a really cool comic version of this.

Here it is hehehe go check it out :)

*gang is chilling in the house*

*knocking at the door*

Second: Was Purple supposed to come over today?

Green: I don't think so-

*loud boom*

Dark, walking through where the door just was: We're here!

Second: Oh, hi Dark! Hi Chosen and Vic!

Yellow: What happened to the door?

Dark: APRIL FOOLS!

Yellow: BURNING DOWN THE DOOR IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE?!

Dark: Technically, the door exploded, much quicker and more efficient.

*later*

Dark: Well, bye you little suckers!

Second: Bye Dark! Sorry the others couldn't see you off

Dark: Nah, it's okay. Come on Chosen, come one Vic let's head out

Second, already ducking behind the couch: NOW GUYS!

Red, Yellow, Green, and Blue: GLITTER ATTACK!

Dark: Wha-

*glitter bombs are thrown*

*The Dark Lord is now covered in glitter*

Chosen, patting Dark on the back: Happy April Fools Day

Dark: I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two people in my entire life. Chosen and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Chosen.

Dark: Love is a weakness, an evolutionary mistake.

Second: You're literally making a Valentine's Day card for Chosen right now.

Dark: *pointing a glue gun at him* you're on fucking thin ice kid.

Dark: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.

Dark: Oh no, where did it go?

Chosen: DARK WHAT THE FUCK?!