Random Person On The Street: If You Had To Choose Between Your Son And All The Money I Have In My Wallet,

Dark: Quick! You must come with me! You're in great danger!

Second: Why?!

Dark: Because I’ll kill you if you don’t.

Chosen: You know, I'd love a partner who's sensitive, caring, and willing to do anything for me.

Dark: *explosions in the distance*

Chosen:

Chosen: I want that one.

Green: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Yellow will and will not eat.

Red: Grass? Yes!

Green: Moss? Yes!!

Red: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Green: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Red: Worms? Sometimes!

Green: Rocks? Usually nah.

Red: Twigs? Usually!

Green: Blue's cooking? Inconclusive!

Second: How did you… test this?

Green: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Second: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Second: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Dark: Chosen is the scariest thing I could think of!

Chosen: Dark told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Computer: Please enter a password.

King: *types in Purple*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

King: How fucking DARE YOU-

Purple: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.

Red: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

*The hollow heads have just arrived in a new city. Dark looks around at the wanted posters to see if they’re on any of them.*

Second: Dark, are you a criminal?

Dark: Not here, I’m not!

Dark: If God’s ever been mad at anything I’ve ever said, he hasn’t done shit about it. Dark: So he either doesn’t care or he’s a coward.

Purple, watching Dark and Chosen fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Second, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Purple: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Dark: Second.

Chosen: Second.

Second: Me.

Kidnapper: I have your partner.

Chosen: What? I don't have a partner...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Chosen: Oh my god, you have Dark.