Chosen: Y’know, Maybe Things Aren’t So Bad. I’m Here. I Got The Nice Ocean Breeze. Just Alone With

Second: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

Dark: Why won’t you all just lie down and die with dignity?!

Red: We don’t do anything with dignity!

Green: I think we can all agree I’m the ten amongst these threes.

Chosen: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Second: It's kind of complicated, but Dark-

Chosen: Got it. Forget I asked.

Dark: I'm just gonna start killing people.

Dark: Everything else is boring.

Yellow: Second, wake up!

Second, half asleep: Five more minutes...

Yellow: You've been in a coma for two years!

Second: ...

Second: Okay, two more minutes...

Purple: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Green: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Second: And you just ran away?!

Purple: I didn't expect them to flirt back!

Dark: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?

Chosen: Not by the law!

Dark, with their hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!

Second: Oh? Lemme see!

Dark, opening their hands to see nothing there: …hm.

Chosen: …where’s the spider.

Dark: *looks troubled and stares at their hands*

Second: Oh no.

Chosen: DARK, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!

(chosen definitely has arachnophobia lol)

Dark: I am literally evil incarnate.

Dark: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.

Dark: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.