Dark: Why Won’t You All Just Lie Down And Die With Dignity?!

U know what I will respond. My personality shall b semi-revealed to the public. If you don't like it and want to move on to the quotes then ignore it with the wonderful gift of free will.

*walks onto the red carpet while tripping every 2 steps*

At some point before getting into this fandom, I was but a little child with very few friends (only one part of that has changed). While outside in like... alrt idk when but I was 7. My singular friend was out sick for the week and these two random ppl a year older than me came up and were like "hey you look lonely wanna play?" I said yes. I third wheeled with them for the week until my friend got back and didn't think more about it. Fast forward to like a year or two ago. I was in high school, and actually had another friend. They invited me to sit with them at lunch and they introduced me to their friend group. And LO AND BEHOLD who do I find in that friend group other than one of the two random ppl I encountered like 7 years ago. They did not recognize me. I recognized them. There was also another person in the friend group I knew from when I was like 12. It's like the universe collaborated to bring all the ppl I'd randomly encountered in my life into one place.

Again if u don't wanna read about this then just don't I'm sure there's at least one person on here who follows me bc they don't want any personality they just want funny content.

Uhhhhh *proceeds to notice my lack of mutuals who I talk to besides the one who tagged me*

Anyone feel free to reblog if ur heart so desires. I have one friend and that is the one who tagged me.

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

Blue: A bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle.

Yellow: What drugs are you on right now?

Blue: Yes.

Chosen: It's April Fools Day.

Chosen: Trust no one and nothing.

Chosen: Just like any other day.

Red: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Yellow: A doll.

Blue: A cinnamon roll.

Green: A sweetheart.

Red:

Red: ...stop it.

Dark: I am working on this whole Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at Starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?

Computer: Please enter a password.

King: *types in Purple*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

King: How fucking DARE YOU-

Dark: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.

Dark: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.

Dark: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?

Chosen: This is Monopoly.

Chosen, answering the phone: Hello?

Dark: It’s Dark.

Chosen: What did they do this time?

Dark: No, it’s me, Dark. It’s actually me.

Chosen: What did you do this time?

Green: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Purple: Thanks, it’s the trauma.

Green: I think we can all agree I’m the ten amongst these threes.