Primal: I Lost Ballista.

Purple: Where are you going?

Green: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!

Purple: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!

King, knowing full well that Purple got Green an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

Purple: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers.

Red: That sounds like a challenge.

Purple: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.

Red: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!

Purple: There is no challenge!

Yellow: Love makes people do stupid things.

Red: I love everything!

Yellow: That explains a lot.

Chosen: I want to kiss you.

Dark, not paying attention: What?

Chosen: I said if you die, I won't miss you.

Computer: Please enter a password.

King: *types in Purple*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

King: How fucking DARE YOU-

Chosen: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Dark.

Second, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?

Chosen: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Second: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Chosen: Wait, you wanted fake blood?

Second:

Chosen: I’ll go call Dark.

Yellow starved to death

Chosen: I think my guardian angel drinks.

Second in the back of Dark's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Chosen: We have food at home.

Dark: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*

Second: YAYYYYYY!

Dark: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

Yellow: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.

Red: I went to the park today.

Yellow: There you go! I hope you got something from that.

Red: *opening their coat* This duck.