Purple: Where Are You Going?

Chosen: It's April Fools Day.

Chosen: Trust no one and nothing.

Chosen: Just like any other day.

Dark: You can trust me! Remember who pulled you out of the river when you were younger?

Chosen: Remember who pushed me in?

Green: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.

Yellow: Actually Green, it’s salt.

Green: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.

Yellow: Uh Green, that would be salt.

Yellow: *takes salt packer from Green* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

King: Are you having another depressive episode?

Purple: A depressive episode?

Purple: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

Purple: *Stands in trash can.*

Green: Purple, not again! You're not trash, you're at least recycling!

*Second is fighting a monster*

Dark: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!

Second: The power to believe in myself!?

Dark: No, a knife! Stab it!

Red: Why is Blue making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Yellow!

Yellow: It’s because I’m Blue’s favorite.

Red: I hate you.

Red: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Blue: They do.

Yellow: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

Dark: If God’s ever been mad at anything I’ve ever said, he hasn’t done shit about it. Dark: So he either doesn’t care or he’s a coward.

Blue: Yellow has no idea I’m high.

Yellow: You’re high?

Blue: Oh, I’m sorry.

Blue, leaning over to Green: Yellow has no idea I’m high.