Chosen: Damn, The Power Went Out.

Second: All of your existences are confusing.

The Gang: How so?

Second: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

Dark: I'm just gonna start killing people.

Dark: Everything else is boring.

Yellow: Ducks are better than rabbits.

Red: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Blue: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.

Red: We’re not talking about flavour, Blue!

Blue: Flavour counts!

Red: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?

Second: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?

Red: Okay, but-

Second: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?

Green: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

Red: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, GREEN!

Green: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, RED!

Yellow: I- Jesus-

Green: When was the last time you cried?

Purple: Uh 15 minutes ago, why?

Green: Really? That recent?

Purple: Y-Yeah, is that an i-issue? *starts crying again*

Second: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Dark: Chosen is the scariest thing I could think of!

Chosen: Dark told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Yellow: I’m the smartest person in my friend group.

Purple: You hang out with Red, Second, Green, and Blue.

Purple: It’s not as high a compliment as you think.

Dark: What is a hero without a villain? Useless.

Dark: What is a villain without a hero? Successful.

Second: So... What you're saying here is that we should all be villains?

Dark: Yes.

Purple: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Green: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Second: And you just ran away?!

Purple: I didn't expect them to flirt back!

Purple: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

Yellow: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Green: 'Prettiest Smile'

Second: 'Nicest Personality'

Dark: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Chosen: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'