Yellow: I’m The Smartest Person In My Friend Group.

Purple: Sorry if I'm bothering you...

Surgeon: How do you keep waking up and saying that?

King: Are you having another depressive episode?

Purple: A depressive episode?

Purple: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

Dark, singing: ~Hush, little laptop, don’t you cry.~

Dark: ~I'm gonna find you some more Wi-Fi.~

Dark: ~And if that Wi-Fi doesn’t work…~

Dark: ~I will destroy the fucking Earth.~

Dark: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Chosen: Killed without hesitation.

Green: Who hurt you?

Purple: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Green: ...Yes, actually.

Chosen: We all have our demons.

Chosen, grabbing Dark: This one’s mine.

Green: Hey Purple, do you have any hobbies?

Purple: Swimming...

Green: Really? That's cool, I never expected you to-

Purple: In a pool of self-hatred and regret

Chosen: You're not gonna shoot those kids, are you?

Dark: Yeah, in their faces, why?

Blue: A bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle.

Yellow: What drugs are you on right now?

Blue: Yes.

Chosen: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.

Dark: Hey, Chosen.

Chosen: GODDAMNIT!