Purple: Man, They Look Like A Real Handful. How Do You Deal With Them?

Blue: Why do soap smell so good but taste so bad?

Yellow: The smell is from delicious perfumes that have been added to the soap. The taste comes from a myriad of chemicals and ingredients that are probably not safe to eat!

Blue: You're so smart! Wanna go out?

Green: What's your greatest fear?

Purple: Not being loved and appreciated.

Green: ...

Green: Damn, that's deep.

Green: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...

Blue: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?

Yellow: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.

Blue: Okay yeah thanks Yellow, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

Second: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The Gang: Awwww-

Second: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The Gang: Oh.

Second: I dare you-

Chosen: Dark is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Second: Why not?

Dark: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

Purple: Is something burning?

Green: My burning love for you of course!

Purple: …

Green: …

Green: And the kitchen is on fire…

Green: Who hurt you?

Purple: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Green: ...Yes, actually.

Red: So, Purple, do you have a crush on anyone?

Purple: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

Dark: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Chosen: Killed without hesitation.

Chosen: There's no way they like me back.

Yellow: Dark would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.

Chosen: Dark would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.