Red: So, Purple, Do You Have A Crush On Anyone?

Purple: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.

Red: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

*Second is fighting a monster*

Dark: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!

Second: The power to believe in myself!?

Dark: No, a knife! Stab it!

Chosen: You're alive.

Dark: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

Chosen: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

Chosen: I think my guardian angel drinks.

Red: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!

Purple: Sorry if I'm bothering you...

Surgeon: How do you keep waking up and saying that?

Navy: Hey-

King: Leave before there is a serious misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.

Second: I dare you-

Chosen: Dark is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Second: Why not?

Dark: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

Red: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Red: And I started thinking.

Red: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Red: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?