Second: A SPIDEEER!!!!!!

Yellow: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!

Second: YELLOW NO

Dark, wiping a fake tear from his eye: I taught them so well.

Chosen: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.

Dark: Hey, Chosen.

Chosen: GODDAMNIT!

Purple: What do you say after you kiss someone?

Green: Don't forget to like and subscribe.

Chosen: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

Dark: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.

Dark: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.

Dark: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?

Chosen: This is Monopoly.

Yellow: Second, wake up!

Second, half asleep: Five more minutes...

Yellow: You've been in a coma for two years!

Second: ...

Second: Okay, two more minutes...

Second: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

Yellow: I'm the smartest, wisest person of the group

Green: Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Yellow: I paid for my candy bar, I'm getting my candy bar.

Yellow: How old were you guys when you found out Santa wasn't real?

Red, whispering to Second: How old am I?

Second: You’re 15, Red.

Red, sadly: I was 15.

Green: What's your greatest fear?

Purple: Not being loved and appreciated.

Green: ...

Green: Damn, that's deep.

Green: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...