Dark: I Have Met Some Of The Most Insufferable People. But They Also Met Me.

Dark: I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship.

Chosen: These are handcuffs.

Dark: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

Blue: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?

Yellow: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.

Blue: Okay yeah thanks Yellow, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

Blue: A bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle.

Yellow: What drugs are you on right now?

Blue: Yes.

Chosen: Damn, the power went out.

Second: Don’t worry, I got this.

Second: *stomps foot*

Chosen: What-?

Second: *Sketchers light up*

Green, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Yellow: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Green:

Green: Water you doing?

Purple: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

Green: When was the last time you cried?

Purple: Uh 15 minutes ago, why?

Green: Really? That recent?

Purple: Y-Yeah, is that an i-issue? *starts crying again*

Dark: *walks into the room*

Second: They’re covered in blood again. Why is it they’re always covered in blood?

Chosen: Well, it looks like it’s their own blood this time.

Navy, holding a new born Purple: He's beautiful...

The Doctor: We're gonna have to give him some shots.

Navy: Oh hell yeah, pour up. It's his fucking birthday.

Alright I've decided to actually mention this but go check out @sxncvut because they did a really cool comic version of this.

Here it is hehehe go check it out :)

*gang is chilling in the house*

*knocking at the door*

Second: Was Purple supposed to come over today?

Green: I don't think so-

*loud boom*

Dark, walking through where the door just was: We're here!

Second: Oh, hi Dark! Hi Chosen and Vic!

Yellow: What happened to the door?

Dark: APRIL FOOLS!

Yellow: BURNING DOWN THE DOOR IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE?!

Dark: Technically, the door exploded, much quicker and more efficient.

*later*

Dark: Well, bye you little suckers!

Second: Bye Dark! Sorry the others couldn't see you off

Dark: Nah, it's okay. Come on Chosen, come one Vic let's head out

Second, already ducking behind the couch: NOW GUYS!

Red, Yellow, Green, and Blue: GLITTER ATTACK!

Dark: Wha-

*glitter bombs are thrown*

*The Dark Lord is now covered in glitter*

Chosen, patting Dark on the back: Happy April Fools Day