Dark: I’ve Never Been In A Snowball Fight Before. I Don’t Know The Rules.

Green: You look beautiful today

Purple: *blushing* Thank y-

Green: HAHA! APRIL FOOLS!

Green: You look beautiful every day

Yellow: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.

Yellow: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

Purple: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers.

Red: That sounds like a challenge.

Purple: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.

Red: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!

Purple: There is no challenge!

Red: What time is it?

Green: I dunno, pass me the clarinet

Red: *hands Green the clarinet*

Green: *starts playing obnoxiously*

Yellow: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THE CLARINET AT 3AM?

Green: It's 3am

Dark, with their hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!

Second: Oh? Lemme see!

Dark, opening their hands to see nothing there: …hm.

Chosen: …where’s the spider.

Dark: *looks troubled and stares at their hands*

Second: Oh no.

Chosen: DARK, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!

(chosen definitely has arachnophobia lol)

Red: So, Purple, do you have a crush on anyone?

Purple: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

Chosen: There's no way they like me back.

Yellow: Dark would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.

Chosen: Dark would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.

Dark: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.

Dark: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.

Dark: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?

Chosen: This is Monopoly.

Chosen, answering the phone: Hello?

Dark: It’s Dark.

Chosen: What did they do this time?

Dark: No, it’s me, Dark. It’s actually me.

Chosen: What did you do this time?

Chosen: So I’m the only one around here who can clean up, huh? You can't even lift a finger?

Dark: Do I get to pick the finger?