Kidnapper: I Have Your Partner.

Dark: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.

Dark: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.

Dark: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?

Chosen: This is Monopoly.

Blue: Last night I found out Yellow is a sleep talker.

Second: Oh, really?

Blue: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

Yellow, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.

Blue: A bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle.

Yellow: What drugs are you on right now?

Blue: Yes.

Navy, holding a new born Purple: He's beautiful...

The Doctor: We're gonna have to give him some shots.

Navy: Oh hell yeah, pour up. It's his fucking birthday.

Dark: Remember how I said that Second and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?

Chosen: Yeah…

Dark: Well, we’re in jail.

Chosen: *hangs up*

Green: I am decayed. My lungs are full of thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile. Be gentle with my corpse.

Yellow: Get out of bed, you're going to school whether you like it or not.

Green: I REFUSE.

Navy: Hey-

King: Leave before there is a serious misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.

Victim: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Dark: Not if they consent to it.

Chosen: Depends on who your stabbing.

Second: YES??!!?

Red: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Red: And I started thinking.

Red: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Red: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?