Latest Posts by ask-aph-gaymer-nordics - Page 7

Finland 🇫🇮: If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Piss brown.

Iceland 🇮🇸: PISS BROWN?

Sweden 🇸🇪: That doesn't sound healthy.

Norway 🇳🇴: Might wanna get that checked out.

Denmark 🇩🇰: STOP TRYING TO KILL ME.

Norway 🇳🇴: *throws a chair at him, clearly mad*

Denmark 🇩🇰: I AM TRYING TO SMOOCH YOU.

We just had to find the perfect location for our wedding - obviously in a dark ravine was the best choice :)  -Swe 🇸🇪

keep an eye out for the wedding later ;)

ok so we know when denmark and norway are getting married... how about sweden and finland?

Sweden: Well, technically I already proposed to Fin when I offered him the cave flower in one of the first Minecraft videos, and he rejected me so...

Finland: Wait... You were being serious?

Sweden: 100%

Finland: I... I didn’t know that, I thought you were joking...

Sweden: Do you want me to ask you again?

Finland: ... Maybe...

Sweden: I’ll think about it

Finland:

Norway 🇳🇴: they have roll out, roll off and roll on.

Iceland 🇮🇸: how many rolls do they want?

*silence*

Denmark 🇩🇰: sausage.

I don’t wanna talk about the end :( 

Anyway, bottom rights 

-Den 🇩🇰

how long does it take to make the videos :0

Recording? Anywhere between 15 minutes and 4 hours

Editing? Anywhere between 15 minutes and 4 hours lmfao

-Lizard 🦎

Another shameless server plug

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Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

*Prolonged silence, waiting for a game to load*

Norway 🇳🇴: Riveting conversation

Denmark 🇩🇰: Sorry I’m eating a mars bar

Iceland 🇮🇸: Sorry I’m dissociating

ok so we know when denmark and norway are getting married... how about sweden and finland?

Sweden: Well, technically I already proposed to Fin when I offered him the cave flower in one of the first Minecraft videos, and he rejected me so...

Finland: Wait... You were being serious?

Sweden: 100%

Finland: I... I didn’t know that, I thought you were joking...

Sweden: Do you want me to ask you again?

Finland: ... Maybe...

Sweden: I’ll think about it

Finland:

If you don’t like whispering, don’t watch the end of this video (but actually do because it’s funny) 

-Swe 🇸🇪

nice

Remember Dadmark vs Sonland? Well, now we have Dadland vs Sonmark too! Also, this game doesn’t work at all, but that just adds to the chaos doesn’t it?

-Den 🇩🇰

ice what’s ur favorite band

One Direction

-Ice 🇮🇸

Today we learned that I am never allowed to win a game of Fall Guys, and also that Finland is very good at insulting people 

-Nor 🇳🇴

Your favourite drunk idiots back at it again defusing bombs (well, attempting to... it didn’t go so well this time) 

-Fin 🇫🇮

How old do you hc the Nordics to be

Uhh, I never really had any massively specific answers to this except just “early 20’s ish”, so I’m going to just give you vague thoughts that I definitely didn’t make up on the spot lmao

Denmark - definitely the old man of the group. Probably like 23-24?

Sweden - close in age to Den, probably about 23

Norway - again quite close in age to Den and Swe, but definitely the baby out of them, so around 22

Finland - somewhere around 20-21, so again not a huge age difference

Iceland - absolutely the baby of the group, although that’s a given lmao. Around 16-17

-Lizard 🦎

Finland 🇫🇮: *sits down to do some work* I can do it! Super motivation activated!

Sweden 🇸🇪: *amusingly watches Finland knowing what's about to go down*

Finland 🇫🇮: *sees PARAMETRIC EQUATIONS* *rips book to shreds*

Sweden 🇸🇪: Shall we get ice cream?

Finland 🇫🇮: Yes 🥰

In today’s Minecraft episode: Iceland forgets what a pickaxe is, I torture Denmark by making him build a roof out of stairs, Finland simps over an enderman, Denmark fills the house with pumpkins, and Norway threatens Denmark with death for calling him a hoe. Quite interesting if you ask me. -Swe 🇸🇪

Someone said I had a shitty taste on music cause this song was playing.

So. Who wants to commit a murder tonight?

- Iceland 🇮🇸

WHEN ARE DENMARK AND NORWAY GETTING MARRIED

Denmark: 4/20/69 😎

Norway: That’s too far away :(

Denmark: But... It’s the funny weed and sex numbers :(

Norway: :’(

Denmark: ... 4/20/21?

Norway: Much better :)

Denmark: Can I wear the dress?

Norway: You can wear a dress if you really want to

Denmark: :D

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Please don’t give him any ideas

Especially since I know Den will be begging for something on Father’s Day too...

-Ice 🇮🇸

Iceland! Mother's Day is coming up soon... What are you getting Norway 👀

Iceland: Norway is... Not my mother?

Norway: I still think I deserve a gift, I raised you

Iceland: Fuck off, I’m not getting you anything

Norway: :(

Iceland: ... You might get a hug if I’m in a good mood...

Norway: :)

Update:

I got the hug :)

(Kind of)

-Nor 🇳🇴

Iceland! Mother's Day is coming up soon... What are you getting Norway 👀

Iceland: Norway is... Not my mother?

Norway: I still think I deserve a gift, I raised you

Iceland: Fuck off, I’m not getting you anything

Norway: :(

Iceland: ... You might get a hug if I’m in a good mood...

Norway: :)

Remember when Ice was complaining about how annoying Den is when he’s drunk? Well, turns out he’s just as bad after his 10th red bull :) -Fin 🇫🇮

I like how you say "one of the few things" like you only speak occasionally, and only to gift us words of wisdom

Well we definitely speak more than occasionally (don’t judge the wording, clearly it was your turn on the braincell then) but I think we can all agree that we only ever speak words of wisdom, including but not limited to:

“Absolutely smashing these ghosts“

“I can’t do Sweden“

“Pussy (non-derogatory)“

“I want it to fuck the front door”

(these were all taken from the quote wall on our discord server lmao)

Denmark 🇩🇰: Are you friendly?

Ghost: Kill.

Sweden 🇸🇪: We'll take that as a no.

Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

- Cereal 🥣

Sweden 🇸🇪: Are you doing the limbo my friend?

Denmark 🇩🇰: No. I am doing the sEiZuRe.

Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

- Cereal 🥣

Norway 🇳🇴: Don't piss yourself.

Denmark 🇩🇰: It's okay, I've got a bottle.

Norway 🇳🇴: ( ͡❛ - ͡❛)

Denmark 🇩🇰: ( ͡❛ ▿ ͡❛)

Iceland 🇮🇸: ( ͡❛ ▭ ͡❛)

Sweden 🇸🇪: ( ͡❛ ェ ͡❛)

Finland 🇫🇮: ( ͡❛ ⍙ ͡❛)

Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

- Cereal 🥣

Denmark 🇩🇰: *using spirit box* Are you beautiful?

Ghost: Die.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Agreed.

Denmark 🇩🇰: *visibly hurting*

Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

- Cereal 🥣