WHEN ARE DENMARK AND NORWAY GETTING MARRIED

On today’s episode of “shit that happened while playing phasmophobia”...

We found a haunted cooking magazine...

Den and Nor decided to “get intimate” in the closet during a hunt. WHILE I WAS RIGHT THERE. (I also accidentally took a photo of Den’s crotch but we won’t talk about that)...

Den started break dancing in front of a night vision camera...

And finally, we sacrificed Den.

Tune in whenever I post next for more shit that happened while playing phasmophobia. 

-Ice 🇮🇸

*playing monopoly revolution*

Finland 🇫🇮: Which one is that one? Wait, picaldy?

Sweden 🇸🇪: That says piccadilly.

Finland 🇫🇮: oh.

In case you’re wondering what you’re missing by not being in our discord server 😤 -Lizard 🦎 @never-enough-fandoms

invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

Do you ever simp so hard for an enderman that you feel sad when he’s hurting? Cause same. Sorry lizard, I couldn’t kill him. I feel like Finland would understand how I’m feeling... 

- Cereal 🥣

(bro he’s on fire he’s gonna die anyway -lizard 🦎)

“Happy birthday Denmark! I’m not even going to try and pronounce those danish words. Anyways, I got you a gift mate!”

CRYING

THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE IT I WILL USE IT RIGHT NOW 🥺🥺🥺

I’LL FORGIVE YOU FOR NOT ATTEMPTING THE DANISH

-Den 🇩🇰

suddenly all of this makes sense

also ~hand reveal~

-Lizard 🦎

*playing phasmophobia*

Norway 🇳🇴: Are you just gonna stand at the top of the stairs waiting?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Yea cause I want it to hunt.

Norway 🇳🇴: welp imma just wait till that door closes.

*one minute later*

*flashlight starts flashing*

Norway 🇳🇴: here it comes..

Denmark 🇩🇰: *not paying attention and dissociating*

Norway 🇳🇴:HE IS RIGHT THERE HE IS IN FRONT OF U, FUCKING RUN-

Denmark 🇩🇰: OH NO- *dies*

Norway 🇳🇴: I.. *sigh*

Denmark 🇩🇰: I don't want to talk about it.

Iceland 🇮🇸: it truly is an impressive pose you "gracefully" died in.

Denmark 🇩🇰: T_T

In honour of me forgetting it is Iceland’s birthday today 😔✌

Happy birthday ice bby <3

at least i was right about it turning out terrible lmfao

I have a question why am I the Nordic nobody remembers ? Hel most people remember faroe but not me ??!? These “accurate” in game world maps are bs .

- a currently very displeased åland who just wanted to play a to scale Minecraft world map but can’t find one with me in it....

Sweden: I’d offer to make you a map, but I’m quite busy at the minute

Denmark: Maybe if you were as cool as me you would be in every map 😎

*playing monopoly revolution*

Iceland 🇮🇸: chance... 500k for rescuing a cow.

Denmark 🇩🇰: I helped!

Iceland 🇮🇸: No you didn't. You're a criminal.

On today’s episode of “shit that happened while playing overcooked 2″

Den decided to create a massive fucking pile of rice...

Then Nor thought it would be funny to copy him and break the game by creating a massive fucking pile of cucumbers.

My computer crashed immediately after this from the sheer amount of INGREDIENCE. 

-Ice 🇮🇸