How old do you hc the Nordics to be
Uhh, I never really had any massively specific answers to this except just “early 20’s ish”, so I’m going to just give you vague thoughts that I definitely didn’t make up on the spot lmao
Denmark - definitely the old man of the group. Probably like 23-24?
Sweden - close in age to Den, probably about 23
Norway - again quite close in age to Den and Swe, but definitely the baby out of them, so around 22
Finland - somewhere around 20-21, so again not a huge age difference
Iceland - absolutely the baby of the group, although that’s a given lmao. Around 16-17
-Lizard 🦎
favorite game genre?
Well, Den will play anything that makes him laugh and/or manages to keep his non-existent attention span for more than 5 seconds. His favourite game changes a lot but currently it’s Fall Guys.
Swe really enjoys simulation games. He’s spent way too much time playing the Sims games and he’s an absolute BEAST at Overcooked - he’s the only one who doesn’t immediately get overwhelmed. Oh, and Minecraft, obviously, but that’s a given.
Fin is “a slut for horror” (his own words), you should see him play Phasmophobia, honestly he’s the only one who’s not a little bitch about that game.
Ice really enjoys retro and arcade games. I swear, he practically lives in the arcade near us. He’s also played every Mario and Legend of Zelda game you could possibly think of.
Personally, I like puzzle and survival games most. I’m not even going to tell you how many hours of play time I have for Portal 2 and Subnautica.
-Nor 🇳🇴
Do the Nordic’s have any plans to do anything for Norway’s birthday?
Don’t tell him, but we’re going to make him a traditional Norwegian cake ;)
Other than that, we can’t really do much, so we’re just going to spend the night in together :)
-Fin 🇫🇮
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: oooh chance.
Norway 🇳🇴: there's been a lot of bad chances so far.
Denmark 🇩🇰: yea, that means I'll get a good one. They can't all be bad.
*2 seconds later*
Denmark 🇩🇰: Guess I'm going to jail.
Today we learned that squads games never really go well when you’re playing with 2 random strangers and also that Norway really hates fruit :)
-Den 🇩🇰
How Gay Are You????
Denmark 🇩🇰: About 95%
Norway 🇳🇴: 110%
Iceland 🇮🇸: 0% gay, 0% straight, 100% aroace babey 😎
Finland 🇫🇮: a solid 80%
Sweden 🇸🇪: 91827383682729172726286473%
Does this mean the blog still takes ask!
hi again, it’s lizard and cereal :) we’re gonna use this ask as a lil life update
first off, to answer this question: we don’t know lmao. neither of us are sure we have the time/energy to commit to running this blog again, but maybe we will at some point in the near future? again, we don’t know yet :/
so, uh, sorry for disappearing off the face of the earth! life kind of hit us both like a truck, and we just didn’t have the time to even think about this blog anymore. we both miss posting and making stupid videos, and talking to all of the super cool friends we made through this blog! lizard started university, and formed a band, so that’s what most of his time has been spent on, and cereal literally ended up moving to the other side of the world so, uh, life’s been pretty hectic for her. we’re both doing well now though! like we’ve said, we don’t really know if we’ll have the time to start posting (at least consistently) again since we’re both at university and are living at opposite ends of the world with an 8 hour time difference, but who knows! maybe we’ll make an epic return soon 😌
that’s all for now, hopefully we’ll post again soon, but no promises unfortunately
lots of love from ur favourite idiot duo,
*playing mario kart*
Finland 🇫🇮: This track is really short
Sweden 🇸🇪: You’re really short
Finland 🇫🇮:
What game have you spent the most amount of hours on?
Denmark 🇩🇰: Fall guys
Norway 🇳🇴: Subnautica
Iceland 🇮🇸: Human fall flat
Sweden 🇸🇪: Minecraft
Finland 🇫🇮: Phasmophobia
Lizard: Portal 2 since I’ve been playing that for like 7 years now lmao
Cereal: Probably valorant or minecraft cause those are my stress relievers.
*Prolonged silence, waiting for a game to load*
Norway 🇳🇴: Riveting conversation
Denmark 🇩🇰: Sorry I’m eating a mars bar
Iceland 🇮🇸: Sorry I’m dissociating
Den I hope you know that I still wish you’d die under mysterious circumstances so I can use the detective kit sealand got for Christmas last year to find out who did and.... send them a gift basket because they’ve finally did the one thing I never could delete a Dane.-🇦🇽🦇🦇
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