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Gosh, yes. This is the perfect solution. Brilliant. Somebody make the fic or I will.

ok consider this: au where dick gives jason robin… but does not stop being robin also. two robins. which flavor did you get, extra flippy or statistically more likely to kick you in the nuts than anywhere else? tim gets adopted? also robin. steph is robin when she feels like it. jason, resurrected, puts on a completely different suit and becomes robin… 2, the redux? robin 2.1? robin 5? damian gets adopted. who's he gonna steal robin from? surprise, bitch, there's four robins and you also get to be robin! cass is robin. duke is robin. alfred has to emergency medivac someone in one of the backup cars, his regular getup, and a domino. someone asks who he is and he answers "robin" in perfect deadpan. bruce is the only one who doesn't get to be robin and he's not sad about it, everyone, please take this seriously.

I had this in my mind for days

Tim is so done right now.

batman: europa #2

[ID: Batman's internal narration boxes that dramatically read: ‘If I have to die... I want it to be in a mystery.’ END ID]

Tim, laying out a very detailed plan

Jason, bored and being dramatic- Silencio Timbo!

Tim- Yeah, you're going to let me finish what I was saying or I'm going to make sure Roy is VERY familiar with some VERY embarrassing photos from your Robin days

Jason- Ha! Nice try. Babs has already shown him all my best failures from our old surveillance footage

Tim- Keyword there being 'surveillance'

Jason- What?

Tim, pointing at himself- Jay, I'm your former stalker. I've got evidence of more dumb shit that you've done than even Batman knows about

Jason- Uhh, like what

Tim- Keep interrupting me and you'll find out. Via Roy

Jason- ...

Tim, miming a camera- Click, click motherfucker. Now get to work

Jason would have many different feelings if he found an old fan edit of himself that Tim made.

This world needs more stalker Tim Drake and fanboy Tim Drake. He got adopted by his idols, are you joking, that was his dream come true. Self insert stuff right there.

Omg yes.

He definitely had his own Robin oc. His first would have been a Mary Sue and it would have been beautiful.

This world needs more stalker Tim Drake and fanboy Tim Drake. He got adopted by his idols, are you joking, that was his dream come true. Self insert stuff right there.

It is a collection of DC Fanarts! ✍🖤

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

I never had people draw fanart for one of my fics or write something based on it, but I just know that that is such a high honor and show of love. I once had someone ask me if they could translate my fic in Chinese and I was like, wow, they love it enough to want to put time and effort into it to show it to more people.

Tumblr you have the opportunity to be the funniest bitch on the planet rn and set a reward for looking at more than 600 posts in a day

Sometimes I like to sit and think about the absolute culture shock it must have been for Bruce Wayne to go from the chaos of one Richard "I will put down Tony Zucco with my bare hands" Grayson, to 11 years old Jason who physically embodies this image:

Obscure autistic experiences that I didn’t realize were autistic experiences

(These aren’t diagnostic criteria for being autistic, just things that autistic people relate to more often than allistic people do)

• Making PowerPoints for fun (peak entertainment when I was 12 years old fr)

• I can’t eat my dinner, it’s too hot outside

• Someone has shown up to my house unexpectedly; I have to ignore them until I mentally adjust to the fact that they’re here

• Stop giving me light, tickly hugs—I need you to crush me

• *in a friend’s house* Ok I have no idea how formal or familiar I am supposed to be so I’m just going to not touch ANYTHING and wait to sit down until I’m invited to do so

• Getting yelled at for “not playing correctly” (??)

• “Who’s your celebrity crush” uhhh idk I only watch this one movie from 20 years ago so I don’t know any current celebrities

• Motion sickness. All the time.

• No one else follows the RulesTM correctly! I hate group projects!

• Having constant stomachaches and headaches from overstimulation, but the doctor says you don’t have a physical problem so obviously you’re faking to get out of school

• How does everyone else just know how to do that?

• Practicing “normal” conversation before going out in public

• Touching all the soft fabrics in the store until you find that one Bad Texture and now it’s burned into your skin and you are going to die

• I made a joke and everybody looked at me strangely and now I can’t figure out what I did wrong but I think they thought I was serious?

• On the opposite side: I said something totally sincere and now everyone is laughing so I guess I join in?

• Wearing the same shirt over and over and over and over

Inspired by @its-toast-time's post here describing Jason as 'built like a fridge'

There’s Sweetie who is a kickass girl boss. Some folk from a military base camp found her and brought her to the veterinary hospital my dad worked at. My little sister wanted to name her sweet little kitten (she was a toddler then), so we abbreviated to Sweetie.

Later we foster failed and got Buddy, Rosie, and S’more. Joy was a sweet baby girl who got adopted before we adopted her siblings.

Buddy is a brown tabby, a sweet boi, and he’s kind of scaredy cat. But we love him.

Rosie is an ankle biter and I love her for it. She’s chaotic but sweet. Will meow until you pet her for hours. And you will.

S’more is a very fluffy cat. 90% fluff, 10% cat. She’s very vocal and has an adorable meow. She always meows at the door in the morning (very specific time) to get outside. We can’t let her out tho (our area has a lot of coyotes and it could be dangerous).

Lastly, we adopted a kitten named Lucky. He wasn’t expected to live as long as his siblings because of a condition he had, but ended up living longer than expected. We adopted him in the end, but he passed away at six months. He was a very sweet boy and we miss him a ton.

We have fostered a lot more as well. This was long, but I love my kitties and will always brag about them when I can.

Bonus: explain who your cats are and how you got them in the tags

This world needs more stalker Tim Drake and fanboy Tim Drake. He got adopted by his idols, are you joking, that was his dream come true. Self insert stuff right there.

HOHOHO~!! 🎀🌱

To anyone setting off fireworks tonight:

I HOPE YOU END UP AN ORGAN DONOR!

"my child is fine" your child was a pleasure to have in class

CAT. I am one with cats.

I would say I’m a “cat neurodivergent”. 🐱

What about you all?

Funny Neurodivergent, ADHD, ASD Memes

Neurodivergence

Yuppp, that’s what it’s like.

@amillionnames

posted a banger tweet and thought that tumblr deserved to see it too

tbh anything is a stim toy if you're determined enough . happily eats my earphone wires like noodles . yay

Autism plus anxiety culture is wanting to wear headphones/earplugs because of the noise, but deciding not to because you're worried you won't be able to hear enough of your surroundings to protect yourself from cars and people.

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I wouldn’t say I’ve failed yet. I just have a D- or an F+. F+ isn’t an F.

Real talk why does social interaction feel like you’re trying to get a good grade in being a person

My boiiii

Sad Impulse crying reaction image

GUD CAT

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

I don’t care what anyone tells me. I will mix all of my favorite fandoms, characters, and ocs together.

Because it gives me serotonin. And I can bash Percy Jackson into anything at this point. Logical is illogical. Give me that serotonin.

They all think it’s a great idea. Jason doesn’t.

Batfam: Oh sure we can! (track Jason)

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Bruce: You know you can stay, do you?

Alfred: Indeed, but I'm sure Master Jason might take care of them.