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Woah look! It’s the birthday boy!

happy Thursday the 20th

jason's autopsy scars cause some confusion at the red hood annual pool party

I’m happy everyone is agreeing that Steph’s a dog person, but in what universe would Steph ever choose? She’s a catdog person. And we love her.

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

MOXXIE AND MILLIE CONTINUE TO BE THE SUPERIOR COUPLE

I am shaking with the need for a fic where Damian is forced to go on a field trip with his class to Wayne Enterprises

Field trip to Stark Industries style

Like he goes and his brother is the CEO and there’s a conference call and Bruce is on the phone and is like “how’s my wonderful son”

Tim likes to single Damian out to embarrass him but if anyone gives Damian any shit, Tim goes CEO on his ass

They would be best friends (and destroy things together)

OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL

Always measure with you heart.

Even if you mess up and add a whole stick of butter and get ridiculed by your sister.

Whenever I get home, I just slam dunk into my bed. Like, bed-ussy, mommy’s home.

Reverse Twilight with a werewolf, vampire, and human throuple. Why choose one creature of the dark? Embrace the love triangle!

Writeblr challenge: Cynical Sunday!

I've seen this a lot and I bet you have too; when a publisher puts out a blurb for a scifi/fantasy/what have you book that basically just describes one bit of representation, a vague description of a pairing trope, and then maybe something that barely has to do with the genre. I've seen it in book reviews and recommendations as well, where you take a book into a quick phrase that overall is a really cynical way to describe rep and doesn't explain anything about the story. Something like:

PANSEXUAL ALCHEMISTS. ENEMIES TO MURDERERS TO RESURRECTED LOVERS. THREE UNIVERSES EACH WITH A SPACE STATION. NEED I SAY MORE? 😏

Another example is the cynical "just use the comps as the pitch line even on the official book descriptions and metadata" type, like so:

THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE-OFF MEETS JURASSIC PARK 3 BUT WITH REP.

So I dare ya to make one of your own because the cynical-ness of this feels like it could be goofed on, especially the big publisher blurb style where they tell you so little about your book's actual plot or characters or anything. It can be your WIP or just something absurd you make up for this, whatever you wanna do! The less plot and character in your blurb the better!

See also this post for the vibe.

I'mma try it with Rising Shards.

LESBIAN MEET CUTE IN MONSTER GIRL SCHOOL. ENOUGH SAID. 😏

So yeah something like that!

Thank you to @blind-the-winds for the motivation to finally post this and @indy-gray for the name!

Also tagging (No pressure if you're not feeling it! Just including people who liked/reblogged/replied to the first post): @rileythefool, @alesseia, @ladyarjuna, @yors-truly, @whole-buncha-snakess, @werehamburglar, @acertainmoshke, @kreetn, @cosmiccoincidence, @whileyoureinschoolidothisallday, @emberoops

I can see these two dorks with a grimace shake

spread me like a virus particle

I sat next to Mabel Pines in a plane and she showed me her sticker album.

Let’s be real, in the next few days/months, AO3 could be like “hey, due to the unexpected costs of maintaining and updating our servers after the attack, we would need about 10K please. We would accept any penny you can bear to part with, but don’t force yourself!”

and then get 500K, a house, a brand new server, and a kidney in about the time necessary to read a 1.5k word long oneshot.

Perfect

Why are these fandoms on AO3

I am so happy Ao3 is back. I would not have survived summer school without it.

Let us all say a quick prayer to the FBI Agents who have to go through the A03 website now that it's been DDOSed

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

Is the dude at least a little better than JK? It wouldn’t be hard.

I was on vacation on this island and during storms it would take us (the people I was with) to different universes. Well we went to a universe and I looked up Steve Irwin there and he didn’t exist. I burst into ugly tears and was inconsolable. Also Harry Potter was written by an man in the 30s.

hi famous fish of tumblr

today is my birthgae would you plz say happy birth to me?? :0

no one else here will apparently ;-;

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎉

EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY DO IT NOW

everyone look at my cat PLEASE im begging you