CAT. I Am One With Cats.

Amazing job. You have my utmost respect. Be gay do crime.

I love that Leonardo Da Vinci just...

Yeah, but everyone else on Tumblr is cockroaches. So like. Very impressive impressively large dead rat.

we’re you aware that you are the king/queen/monarch(?) of tumblr? Like I’m 99% sure that you are one of if not the most popular blogs ever

I think statistically I am not, but culturally?? still no.

My partners friend went missing if you all could signal boost this!

I hate animal shelters. My family volunteers to foster kittens. This is what the shelter named this pair.

Super Peep

Fuzzy Peep

Thunder Peep

It was a disgrace. We named them after Aang, Katara, and Sokka now. Much better names.

Yes, just yes

which batfam kid do you think unironically roleplays?

All of them

Bruce and Selina perform romantic scenes as Burger King and Dairy Queen

Barbara randomly hums showtunes

Damian pretends he doesn't love his siblings

Tim acts like he's not two seconds away from committing another war crime

Dick has a side hustle as an Elvis impersonator

Steph doesn't know what she's doing, she just fakes confidence and hopes no one catches on

Duke tries to add a cape to his costume but everyone unanimously votes against it

Cass wears vampire fangs and hisses at people

Kate quotes movies that no one's ever seen

Harper and Cullen secretly mod a vigilante RPG Discord server

Jason and Roy recreate this specific post about the Reddit blackout

Alfred showed up to the Manor, said he was the new butler, and no one questioned him for over 40 years

Batman and Robin are feared in very different ways.

Batman: Gotham is quiet tonight

Batman, suspicious: too quiet

Meanwhile five blocks away:

Teen Dick: Swiper no swiping!

Criminal, crying: I'll turn myself in just please stop talking

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