I post when I feel like it. My brain screams at me a lot.
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Latest Posts by a-shithead-who-posts - Page 10
hey
hey who’s your favorite person
if you don’t say yourself i will smite you
It’s- I’m-
My favorite person is-
Yeah no just smite me.
This is the most beautiful thing ever
Chaotic pride items the batfam wears to pride?
Dick: Discowing: Pride Edition
Jason: a bisexual loincloth
Tim: matching realistic fake tattoos with Bernard
Damian: a sword that says "gay fights"
Duke: an America Chavez cosplay
Cullen: just the head of a furry costume
Stephanie: a Jesus drag king persona
Cassandra: Kon's leather jacket but make it ace
Barbara: six wigs on top of each other
Harper: a comically large bowtie
Carrie: trans flag moon shoes
Kate: flannel everything
Alfred: a catgirl maid outfit
Selina: the rainbow batsuit
Bruce: Selina's wedding dress
Yes, just yes
which batfam kid do you think unironically roleplays?
All of them
Bruce and Selina perform romantic scenes as Burger King and Dairy Queen
Barbara randomly hums showtunes
Damian pretends he doesn't love his siblings
Tim acts like he's not two seconds away from committing another war crime
Dick has a side hustle as an Elvis impersonator
Steph doesn't know what she's doing, she just fakes confidence and hopes no one catches on
Duke tries to add a cape to his costume but everyone unanimously votes against it
Cass wears vampire fangs and hisses at people
Kate quotes movies that no one's ever seen
Harper and Cullen secretly mod a vigilante RPG Discord server
Jason and Roy recreate this specific post about the Reddit blackout
Alfred showed up to the Manor, said he was the new butler, and no one questioned him for over 40 years
I love them so much. This fits them so well too.
how could i not reference the brothers of all time….
Batman and Robin are feared in very different ways.
Batman: Gotham is quiet tonight
Batman, suspicious: too quiet
Meanwhile five blocks away:
Teen Dick: Swiper no swiping!
Criminal, crying: I'll turn myself in just please stop talking
Consider this. Comic bubbles with irrelevant words.
No chu
hello sis, i love you <3
Love you too sis <3
hello sis, i love you <3
Love you too sis <3
Pineapples have a spicy texture
I hate animal shelters. My family volunteers to foster kittens. This is what the shelter named this pair.
Super Peep
Fuzzy Peep
Thunder Peep
It was a disgrace. We named them after Aang, Katara, and Sokka now. Much better names.
Partner: Yeah, it’s annoying when people talk for too long.
Me: So no special interest rants.
Partner: No, it’s fine when you do it.
Me: FDJDHSKDDBSK
An army of pigeons would be really cool to command.
My bestie and I shall be old ladies having tea with lady Death.
I was going to the bathroom in the grocery store the other day. Bathrooms were located along this long hallway with a storage room or something at the end.
As I walked down the hallway, I noticed the sound of country music. It only grew louder as I walked closer to the bathroom. Like extremely loud. After getting over my shock, I went to the bathroom.
While on the toilet, the music abruptly stopped. It was replaced with the sound yelling. I assume, the guitarist’s boss was yelling. I could only make out, “disturbing the whole store!” and “get back to work.”
We need justice for guitar dude.
Jason would lose his mind if he caught someone using a batarang as a bookmark. He’d have a similar reaction to someone dog earing a book.
The batfamily definitely just uses batarangs for everyday purposes because there’s a shit ton of them lying around.
Like, need a pizza sliced? Round edge of a batarang is perfect.
Need to pick fuzz out of your phone charging port? Little pointy edge will do.
Reading a book on patrol and you gotta get a goon? It’s flat enough to be a bookmark in a pinch.
Can’t find a nail file? They definitely have a good grit so they don’t slip out of the hand too much.
Need to test if your cake is ready? Perfect.
Got a loose thread from walking into a fence, perfectly sharp in a pinch.
My homophobic grandma really likes frogs. She has tons of frog decorations around her house and always brings up frogs whenever we see each other.
Ironically, she says it’s because frogs don’t like men. She’s been through two divorces, just for some context. All I can think about is aroace and lesbian frogs.