Tim, Laying Out A Very Detailed Plan

I sat next to Mabel Pines in a plane and she showed me her sticker album.

Okay, what’s more interesting though… The heteronormative stuff they tell us these books are about? Or the very queer truth about Lancelot!

Yes, the majority of the kids in my Catholic school were weirded out when I said Sir Gawain is gay for the Green Knight, but those who got it, got it.

The Canterbury Tales were more of a struggle for me though, personally.

Sometimes I wonder how much fanfic of classical/iconic literature exists because of school projects. Just floating out there. In a drive somewhere. Not to mention that nothing is more unhinged than bored middle/highschoolers being forced to liven up books they might not care about. For every deranged ao3 crossover fic there is an infinitely more deranged crackfic written for the great gatsby or antigone or to kill a mockingbird or whatever by a bored highschooler and his friends for 10th grade English. I wanna read it

GUD CAT

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

Remember to get the Easter candy on sale tmr y’all! Also happy Easter to those who celebrate!!

There’s Sweetie who is a kickass girl boss. Some folk from a military base camp found her and brought her to the veterinary hospital my dad worked at. My little sister wanted to name her sweet little kitten (she was a toddler then), so we abbreviated to Sweetie.

Later we foster failed and got Buddy, Rosie, and S’more. Joy was a sweet baby girl who got adopted before we adopted her siblings.

Buddy is a brown tabby, a sweet boi, and he’s kind of scaredy cat. But we love him.

Rosie is an ankle biter and I love her for it. She’s chaotic but sweet. Will meow until you pet her for hours. And you will.

S’more is a very fluffy cat. 90% fluff, 10% cat. She’s very vocal and has an adorable meow. She always meows at the door in the morning (very specific time) to get outside. We can’t let her out tho (our area has a lot of coyotes and it could be dangerous).

Lastly, we adopted a kitten named Lucky. He wasn’t expected to live as long as his siblings because of a condition he had, but ended up living longer than expected. We adopted him in the end, but he passed away at six months. He was a very sweet boy and we miss him a ton.

We have fostered a lot more as well. This was long, but I love my kitties and will always brag about them when I can.

Bonus: explain who your cats are and how you got them in the tags

Hi I’m her irl sister (we’re not actually related) and bestie. Please she has like bleventeen parents now. I don’t know how it keeps happening.

She has her actual parents. Kind of my parents. Three parents who I can’t name without permission but yea.

SHE’S EVEN ADOPTED MY YOUNGER SISTER AS HER LITTLE SISTER HOW-

I just learned that tumblr adoptions exist that is amazing- /pos

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

You should be furious that people trying to escape genocide in Gaza, Sudan, Congo all need raise an absurd amount of money just to survive

You should be furious at how these people went through atrocity after atrocity and still need raise tens of thousands of dollars to get away

You should be furious at this insidious thing that completely encapsulates how capitalism feeds off of blood

I’ve come to a realization about the fine line that separates superheroes and magical girls, that being that most magical girls share these traits:

The way they come into their powers is typically out of their control

They are a “chosen one,” unique among their peers

They aren’t the ones who initially decide to fight evil, rather the ones bestowing their powers onto them tell them they need to fight evil

They are typically quite young, none exceeding the age of 20

They have animal/mascot companions

They have a transformation sequence into their more magical form, typically activated by a catchphrase

From these observations, I have concluded

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out