Partner: Yeah, It’s Annoying When People Talk For Too Long.

hey

hey who’s your favorite person

if you don’t say yourself i will smite you

It’s- I’m-

My favorite person is-

Yeah no just smite me.

#Give Battinson a Robin

i've heard people say "ADHD isn't real" or "everyone is a little ADHD" my entire life so fun fact:

my medication, Adderall, is an amphetamine. like you know. the thing people get high on. my brain is physically different enough from yours that it does not make me high. so shut up

They all think it’s a great idea. Jason doesn’t.

Batfam: Oh sure we can! (track Jason)

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Bruce: You know you can stay, do you?

Alfred: Indeed, but I'm sure Master Jason might take care of them.

Jason would lose his mind if he caught someone using a batarang as a bookmark. He’d have a similar reaction to someone dog earing a book.

The batfamily definitely just uses batarangs for everyday purposes because there’s a shit ton of them lying around.

Like, need a pizza sliced? Round edge of a batarang is perfect.

Need to pick fuzz out of your phone charging port? Little pointy edge will do.

Reading a book on patrol and you gotta get a goon? It’s flat enough to be a bookmark in a pinch.

Can’t find a nail file? They definitely have a good grit so they don’t slip out of the hand too much.

Need to test if your cake is ready? Perfect.

Got a loose thread from walking into a fence, perfectly sharp in a pinch.

Always measure with you heart.

Even if you mess up and add a whole stick of butter and get ridiculed by your sister.

No chu

hello sis, i love you <3

Love you too sis <3

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

Gotham is like Australia. It’s so isolated, it just evolved into the most insane and batty (ha) environment.

Not that the other cities aren’t crazy either. Star City is just as bad as Gotham, just in a different way. LA versus New York. Sometimes Central City gives off Florida vibes.

Metropolis is Area 51 if Elon Musk camped there.

Lex Luther = Elon Musk in this situation.

love the idea of Batman struggling with Gotham because it’s so crime ridden, cursed, etc but when he liaises in another city it takes all of two seconds for him to arrest a drug ring, topple a corrupt city government, and put upwards of 25 people in prison without breaking a sweat.