Batman And Robin Are Feared In Very Different Ways.

I was going to the bathroom in the grocery store the other day. Bathrooms were located along this long hallway with a storage room or something at the end.

As I walked down the hallway, I noticed the sound of country music. It only grew louder as I walked closer to the bathroom. Like extremely loud. After getting over my shock, I went to the bathroom.

While on the toilet, the music abruptly stopped. It was replaced with the sound yelling. I assume, the guitarist’s boss was yelling. I could only make out, “disturbing the whole store!” and “get back to work.”

We need justice for guitar dude.

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Jason would have many different feelings if he found an old fan edit of himself that Tim made.

This world needs more stalker Tim Drake and fanboy Tim Drake. He got adopted by his idols, are you joking, that was his dream come true. Self insert stuff right there.

hey

hey who’s your favorite person

if you don’t say yourself i will smite you

It’s- I’m-

My favorite person is-

Yeah no just smite me.

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

american pope leo xiv please excommunicate jd vance because it would be so fucking funny.

the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

Arguing about who is Damian's favorite brother

Jason: Dickhead doesn't count! He's basically the brat's second dad!

Damian: Actually I already have a method in place to determine which one of you wastes of space is my favorite if I'm asked.

Jason: Oh? Don't keep us in suspense then.

Damian: It's simple really. Whoever has the highest kill count at the time is my alleged favorite.

Jason: HA! Suck it losers!

Dick: No fair! I killed the Joker!

Jason: What?

Damian: And while I would normally count that as at least 10, since Father revived him-

Jason: WHAT!?

Damian: Todd, we cannot stop to explain all of the family drama everytime you find yourself out of the loop. You will simply have to unblock us and rejoin the group chat.

Tim: Yeah Jason, get your family updates like the rest of us

Damian: As I was saying, since the Joker isn't dead despite your best efforts, I've decided that your count is at 5.

Jason: So I'm your favorite?

Damian: No. Your confirmed kills are between 20-40. Unfortunately, Drake is my favorite since his confirmed kill count is in the low hundreds.

Dick: I'm sorry. Can someone please explain how my Baby Bird has a kill count at all

Tim, trying to escape through the vents: YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL ASSHOLE!!!

Damian: You swore that you didn't touch my Taj Mahal Lego set. I guess we're both liars

Yeah, but everyone else on Tumblr is cockroaches. So like. Very impressive impressively large dead rat.

we’re you aware that you are the king/queen/monarch(?) of tumblr? Like I’m 99% sure that you are one of if not the most popular blogs ever

I think statistically I am not, but culturally?? still no.