Jason would lose his mind if he caught someone using a batarang as a bookmark. He’d have a similar reaction to someone dog earing a book.
The batfamily definitely just uses batarangs for everyday purposes because there’s a shit ton of them lying around.
Like, need a pizza sliced? Round edge of a batarang is perfect.
Need to pick fuzz out of your phone charging port? Little pointy edge will do.
Reading a book on patrol and you gotta get a goon? It’s flat enough to be a bookmark in a pinch.
Can’t find a nail file? They definitely have a good grit so they don’t slip out of the hand too much.
Need to test if your cake is ready? Perfect.
Got a loose thread from walking into a fence, perfectly sharp in a pinch.
you may add ur height in the tags if u want ppl to see if they were right or not after they voted
Heyyy tumblr, guess who got diagnosed with ADD. I’m the only person who’s surprised but yay.
“it’s weird for queer minors to be friends with queer adults” oh my god. ohhh my god.
I am shaking with the need for a fic where Damian is forced to go on a field trip with his class to Wayne Enterprises
Field trip to Stark Industries style
Like he goes and his brother is the CEO and there’s a conference call and Bruce is on the phone and is like “how’s my wonderful son”
Tim likes to single Damian out to embarrass him but if anyone gives Damian any shit, Tim goes CEO on his ass
I hate animal shelters. My family volunteers to foster kittens. This is what the shelter named this pair.
Super Peep
Fuzzy Peep
Thunder Peep
It was a disgrace. We named them after Aang, Katara, and Sokka now. Much better names.
Partner: Yeah, it’s annoying when people talk for too long.
Me: So no special interest rants.
Partner: No, it’s fine when you do it.
Me: FDJDHSKDDBSK
DAY 15
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
Lois: *mentions the president*
Clark:
A Superman we can all truly relate to.
In light of the things RFK said about autistic people recently, I feel like it's important to remember where the term "Asperger's Syndrome" came from.
It was the nazi's way of sorting between "useful" autistic people that could still work for them, and "unwanted" autistic people that would be sent to the camps. We kept using the term until very recently to my memory, and I'm not one to speculate but I wouldn't be surprised if the distinction comes back into popularity in the near future. Or even becomes legally recognized.
This isn't about whether or not you personally paid your taxes or wrote a poem. People have value and a right to exist regardless of their ability to do those things, and the second we forget about that and say "oh but I'm not the kind of autistic person he's talking about, I'm useful" we've fallen directly back into the line of thinking they had in literal nazi germany.
I post when I feel like it. My brain screams at me a lot.
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