Latest Posts by 1800sfunnyman - Page 8

x-men first class deleted scene so true

Erik 🤝 charles looking at each other like THAT

They are in love your honor 

Doc Ock: You are all grown up now, my dear boy.

I find this way too funny

she was born in a wet cardboard box all alone

today has been a fucking day yall

Keep going back and forth between these two headcanons:

Bruno asking Camilo to pretend to be him for some event because Bruno is tired of socializing

Bruno refraining from asking Camilo to pretend to be him because he overheard Camilo’s verse in We Don’t Talk About Bruno and has some concerns

Mirabel: can someone tell me about Bruno, because he left when I was five

Camilo, the same age as Mirabel: yeah I can tell you about him

Hyde: I poisoned one of our glasses but I forgot which one.

Lanyon: With how this dinner is going, I hope it's mine.

i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

I know December’s started and Christmas is now number one trending and everyone’s excited but here’s you friendly reminder that even though it’s not trending anymore it’s still Chanukah! Please don’t step on your Jewish friends holiday :)

Chuck tingle proving once again he is world’s greatest author

For Chanukah this year I got a free pass to kill one person without consequences

*takes you on a museum date and proceeds to explain the most disgusting and bizarre facts to you with unveiled excitement*

You're telling me a ginger bred this man?

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

i imagine hyde is very particular about tiny details people mention about jekyll, like, to the point where he aggressively corrects people on stuff and they wonder why this tiny little supposed-friend/patient/protege/blackmailer(?) cares so much

for example:

Someone: Yea, I saw Jek walking down here the other da--

Hyde: Jek-YLL. It's Jek-YLL.

Someone: ..yea, I know, its just a nicknam--

Hyde: JEK-YLL. put some RESPECT on that name

jekyll: *has TWO doctorates of law* also jekyll: *proceeds to break most of those laws after drinking green feral juice*

okay but how fucking funny would it be if immediately after buzzfeed unsolved ends, they announce a new show on watcher with the exact same premise and execution

Believe it or not every main character in every classic novel is gay

I loved the part of the book where Hyde told Jekyll to “Lighten up girlqueenboss, you’re not looking so vagina slay”, I think that has to be my favorite part

Dog and sausage, me, Acrylic on canvas, 2020

The mad scientist urge to isolate yourself from anyone who may love you

it’s so fucking funny that so many jekyll and hyde adaptations focus on good vs evil in such a black and white way when the entire point of the book was that you can’t talk about good vs evil in such terms, particularly if you are talking about people.

there are only three genders: frankenstein, jekyll and hyde, dracula

Frankenstein’s creature:

I was created to be the perfect man, someone with everything that can escape death. Yet my creator didn’t think about the result and left me to die. He kept on shoving me away and calling me a monster even after I have shown every sign of regret and pain from my actions including steps forward as a man. So I became the monster he wanted me to be.

Hyde:

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck the police, fuck The church, fuck the governors, fuck this random guy who said hi to me on the street, Fuck anyone who isn’t me.

this never would’ve happened if you were a marine biologist, henry.