Frankenstein’s Creature:

Buys candles

"Frankenstein was the doctor" "Frankenstein was the real monster"

Wrong! Frankenstein was a college drop-out with a god complex and a medical textbook.

hey if you have a pet or pets you need to reblog this rn and tell me in the tags what their names are. bonus points for including what kind of animal.

Jonathan: *searching for the key*

Dracula:

big congrats to dr. seward for almost having a thought today

Steven: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Marc, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

jekyll: *has TWO doctorates of law* also jekyll: *proceeds to break most of those laws after drinking green feral juice*

look how cute he is holding his hand<3

talking to your pet is like

stinky (affectionate)

idiot (affectionate)

pet’s actual name (derogatory)

westerners will write their articles with headlines like “why ukraine matters” as if it was a wasteland. it matters because i and the rest of the people live here. hope this helps