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HC: Peter Parker is a functioning alcoholic
But it’s subtle enough at first that no one really says anything. Like yeah he day drinks - but it was just brunch! And beers/mimosas are half off
:(( Everyone ordered drinks.
And there’s nothing wrong with having a cold beer after studying. Or a few. After missions is just a standard at this point. And some nights in require a little something to take the edge off - even if he just finished a six pack on his own.
Don’t even start with the liquor pen either - it was a joke. The gala was boringgggg it made things fun! And sure, no one under 40 really carries a flask…but it was a souvenir! Jason got it for him.
It’s not until Roy kind of points it out one morning that Dick even considers the idea at all.
Because surely not. Peter’s never been…and he’s never seen him blackout…a lot..but with his metabolism the guy burns through it a lot quicker than most…and it would take a lot to even keep him drun- oh god. He really is an alcoholic.
The intervention that followed wasn’t supposed to be dramatic. But if they really wanted that they definitely shouldn’t have invited Jason - who, unbeknownst to everyone, took it upon himself to hire PROFESSIONAL MOURNERS to cry and beg Peter not to ruin his life 😭
And then they played the alcohol awareness PSA video that Damian and Tim made?? But it was pretty clear they were bickering over the script in between cuts because Alfred drops the camera at one point to break them up 😭😭
Wally actually had no idea what they were supposed to be intervening (chronic gc ignorer) so he just made a sign that said ‘stop!!’ in hopes that no one would notice while he tried to gauge what the issue actually was (Artemis wouldn’t stop laughing which did nawtt help his case LMAO)
In the end Peter agreed to attend a few AA meetings and sober up at the request that Jason join him (Dick’s incessant invitation suddenly makes a whole lot of sense...but there’s nothing he can really do about it now)
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Some thoughts that my fanfic generated 💔 I promise I’m working on chapter 11 omgod
Is Peter answering their ft call
Dick: If he wants to get shit done that day? Absolutely not. There’s no such thing as a causal ft with Dick they will end up 9 hours in discussing anything and everything. Definition of yapper & listener duo 🙂↕️🙂↕️ like he can’t even hang up when they go to the bathroom fr they’re locked innnn
Wally: yes but his video will lag severely for a minute and by the time it catches up to his audio it does that glitchy 2x speed catchup that slows everything else down so now Peter’s 10 topics behind 😭
Jason: yes but only because it scares the shit out of him every time Jason’s fuckass no caller id pops up with a FaceTime request like who the hell is this random freak calling at this hour who isn’t in his contacts omgod please
Damian: if he sees it, yes, because Damian will get sulky about it later. Which honestly isn’t even fair to Peter considering how often the call is just a poorly angled iPad being held towards various spiders that Damian will then demand he translate “I don’t want to spray you just get out I need to shower” to (“it’s not a language Damian it’s just intent - they can’t sense my intent from a screen I have to be there.” “So get here.” “I’m working.” “Why? You do realise social mobility amongst the classes is a myth right?” “…? Now who-“ “Buy that joker shake on your way here for me. Bye.”)
Tim: oh yeah. He’s actually one of the few people Peter goes out of his way to FaceTime because holy shit he will answer in the craziest situations. This is the same man that joins JL zoom calls escaping an avalanche completely unmuted like “Morning guysaianwiwGAHHHjaKSJU-?!”
He’s also insanely nonchalant about it too like dude are you okay 😭
Roy: another no caller id warrior except he’s not unhinged enough to ft Peter without his number showing. There have been times however where he’s answered and a drunk Jason will be laughing filming whatever shenanigans they’re currently up to (yes, he still has screen-recorded evidence of Roy accidentally falling off a bridge and crashing into a couple’s riverside dinner looking every bit the drunk, overgrown ginger Cupid wearing a domino mask holding lethal arrows)
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Random headcanon I just thought of inspired by my Peter in Gotham fic
Do they have a skincare routine?
Dick: he’ll tell you yes but it’s literally water 🙄
Peter: he’s more on the reactive side in that he won’t put too much effort in until he starts getting congested skin
Tim: yes but it’s all travel sized for some reason?? He travels a lot so it’s just - pocket sized. And he never sticks to the same product either since it’s just whatever he finds in duty free 😭
Wally: he had a weak wave of acne as a teenager…it’s 10 steps and he’s never missed a DAY
Jason: he respects it, but it ain’t him
[Peter, reading his response: wait this is the third time he’s written this…is this a stamp? Is he STAMPING out answers - Jason wtf??]
Artemis: yes but shes stopped buying her own and lives exclusively off of Wally’s products bc he’s been using her haircare stuff so they’ve reached like an equilibrium
Damian: he’s too young and doesn’t care but will occasionally throw out your products unprovoked if they take up too much counter space 💔 he doesn’t even need to live there either he’ll just do it (he’s been banned from Wally’s bathroom)
Roy: he couldn’t tell you a toner from a serum.. the man’s running on sunscreen and vibes 😭
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I based this off my Peter x young justice fanfic if anyone’s confused 🙂↕️
Peter has no idea Steph and Tim aren’t exclusive
So when he walks past Tim in an alcove at Gotham U cozied up awfully close with someone else he doesn’t initially say anything (but by god he’s judging) and when he makes eye contact with him a few days later sucking face with a different girl at the library cafe, Peter makes his disapproval KNOWN.
Missions at Mt Justice don’t change and he doesn’t ask to switch teams or anything drastic - but there’s next to no banter between them anymore. No silly games or witty jokes - Peter just clocks in and clocks the fuck out now. And no can even say anything because - he responds! And he still works just fine when they’re paired up. He also listens / replies when spoken to - he just isn’t friendly anymore.
In fact - he totally shuts down any conversation Tim joins and gets the coldest look on his face which is BAFFLES EVERYONE???
Because holy shit Peter doesn’t like you?? Do you kick puppies for a living - what the hell???
They’ve never really seen Peter mad before. Annoyed - sure. But this ice out is a new one and honestly kind of scary.
And Tim is ???? So confused. Because he has no idea what Peter’s upset about since he hadn’t actually noticed him that day.
Now - Jason obviously finds this hilarious because hell yeah fuck that guy (he knows they’re open he’s just saying choosing to say NOTHING).
Dick doesn’t know what to make of it because he’s pretty sure they were open? But now he’s doubting it because weren’t they just celebrating their anniversary?? (Zatanna mentioned it in passing but his ass was naaawt listening 😭).
No one’s told Damian why Peter doesn’t like Tim right now but he doesn’t care and finds the sudden switch gratifying (he never liked the guy anyway).
Artemis was concerned about the team’s harmony at first but has since decided to stay out of it since it hasn’t affected their work.
But Wally’s been avoiding him too?? Because someone told him a mutated version of the rumour and he now believes Tim tried to bribe Peter to hide his cheating.
[Wally: it’s all alleged but man, who knew he could be such a douchebag?
Roy: (scoffing) it’s a bitch move, that’s for sure.
Jason, who is now hearing a frankensteined version of his own rumour repeated back to him: oh yeah…it’s just - crazy. Really. But you know I heard….]
Everything comes to a head when the rumour gets back to Steph after she comes back from a covert mission so this is literally the intervention that follows:
Artemis: (holding the bridge of her nose) So. We’re gathered here today because I feel there’s been a bit of a misunderstanding.
Tim: there’s no misunderstanding. Spidershit over here’s been spreading FALSE rumours about me-
Peter: I SAW YOU WITH MY OWN EYES YOU PATHOLOGICAL LYING PEICE OF-
TIM: YOU’RE THE MANIPULATIVE LOS-
Steph: shut up! Both of you!
(Silence. Jason coughs)
Artemis: Now does anyone have anything to say before we start? (Sighing) Yes, Pete?
Peter: I get why Steph, Tim and Wally are here. But why’d you call Jason too?
Jason: (Standing up, dusting his pants) he’s right, there’s been a mix up.
Artemis: Sit down Jason - (gestures haphazardly at Wally) just - tell them what you told me. About Tim.
Wally: I…just said that I personally don’t feel comfortable being on the same team as someone who pretended to be an angel of music to manipulate a young girl into loving him with the ultimate intention of keeping her with him forever through fear and…coercion?
Steph: …
Tim: …
Peter: ….dude - what
Artemis: (audibly taking a deep breath) so I don’t know why he just recited the plot of Phantom of the Opera verbatim - but if you think for a second that I’m going to let you walk out in that zeta tube Jason Todd without an explan- SIT DOWN.
Jason: (slumping back in chair, groaning) For the record - I DONT EVEN GO HERE
(The issue was resolved pretty quickly after that)
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Jason using his theater knowledge for chaos🤩 another silly behind the scene moment from my fic 🫶
Peter who completely forgets he used a random date for his birthday when he was forging his papers
and then gets jump scared when he steps into his apartment and (amongst other guests) a bloodied Wally, a kilt wearing Roy, a hockey-masked Dick, and a blue scrubbed, scalpel wielding Artemis all yell surprise at him (the date was in fact Halloween)
Peter: so..if Dick is the chainsaw massacre guy, what are the three of you supposed to be?
Wally: (confidently) well, I think ours is pretty obvious - It’s a couple’s fit!!
Peter: (looking between Wally and Art) okay..and you are?
Artemis: A surgeon. He’s the organ donor I trafficked.
Peter: . . .what-?
Artemis: boring right? I think I’ve seen three other couples with the same costume on the way here.
Peter: *suddenly remembering he’s in Gotham*. . .yk what, yeah that checks out.
Roy: I’ve kept it simple this year. I’m an Irishman.
Peter: well that’s lazy. You were already ginger - and why exactly is that terrifying anyway?
Roy:
Peter:
Roy: (deep breath) Okay, I’m going to talk about Ireland. Specifically I want to talk about the famine-
Robin and Aqualad. He has a webbed design as a nod to robin’s cape.
Nightwing and Aquaman
Kid Flash and Aqualad. He has a sharper fin design on the back of his calves as a nod to KF’s speed.
DCU Masterlist (2024)
General
Oneshots
"A Sisters Love" ( x Platonic! Batsis! Reader )
@cipheress-to-k-pop
You realize you have a lot to learn about yourself outside of your little brother, Damian’s, shadow.
"Ohana, Bitch!" ( x Platonic! Batsis! Reader )
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No summary provided
"Call Mom" ( x Platonic! Batmom! Reader )
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Dick Grayson
Oneshots
"Animal Instinct" ( x Platonic! Damian Wayne )
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"Wedding Mishap"
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Headcanons
Dick Grayson when his Future child comes to the Present
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Damian Wayne
Oneshots
"Animal Instinct" ( x Platonic! Reader ) ( x Dick Grayson )
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"Trust Takes Time" ( x Platonic! Batmom! Reader )
@lazydoodlesandfanfic
Damian is very closed of to batmom, and she is just trying to get close to him. One day, he has a bad day and he tells batmom everything because there’s no one else there.
Headcanons
Damian Wayne x GN!Superpowered!Kyle!Reader
@cipheress-to-k-pop
Damian Wayne when his Future child comes to the Present
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Damian Wayne with a Muslim S/O
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Bruce Wayne
Oneshots
"The Reveal"
@toastedkiwi
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Headcanons
Bruce Wayne when his Future child comes to the Present
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Conner Kent
Headcanons
Conner Kent when his Future child comes to the Present
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Jason Todd
Oneshots
"DIY Nerf Gun"
@cipheress-to-k-pop
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"Curls"
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Headcanons
Jason Todd when his Future child comes to the Present
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Tim Drake
Headcanons
Tim Drake when his Future child comes to the Present
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Roy Harper
Headcanons
Roy Harper when his Future child comes to the Present
Wally West
Headcanons
Wally West when his Future child comes to the Present
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Arthur Curry
Oneshots
"When World’s Collide" ( Marvel Crossover )
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Imagine leaving New York behind after a messy breakup, only to return five years later. Your old friends are happy, if a little nervous for any possible drama, but everything turns out well when they realize you're doing very well for yourself.
panel redraw <3 im soo normal about absolute flash
(og under the cut)
Bfs possessive over bats part 2
BIRDFLASH
to wally fortune, or misfortune, his boyfriend was a charismatic hero and mentor.
Teen titans loved him as a leader, every new member of the league always flocked to him because he was understanding and easy to talk to. It was a constant for his boyfriend to be surrounded by other heroes.
It was okay for wally, until some of them would see Dicks kindness as an opportunity.
Hal tried, until he found out he was young enough to be his son. Victor did because, well, Victor found him hot, but he also wasn't successful. Roy was a funny situation bc it was a reverse but whatever they don't talk about it. Some workers tried their best too, but again, dick would politely tell them that he was off market.
Because yeah, wally though coming from the source that Dick wasn't available would stop them, but apparently it doesn't, it fucking fuels them.
It dawned on wally that he was tired of this thing, like everyone hitting on dick and dismissing him, who's always right by dicks side. He decided to do what they do best in their relationship, which is talk (complain like a kid) with each other
"I'm tired of this" wally said as they were walking towards the meeting room.
"Tired of what?" Dick asked.
Wally started to move his arms around "of everyone flirting with u like I don't exist! I little kiss you in front of this people and they just keep flirting!"
Dick chuckled at the dramatics of his boyfriend "cmon wally! It's okay, it's all in good nature and maybe they really don't realize it!"
"No" wally turned and pushed dick to the wall and caged him between his arms. In a low, dangerous voice he said "you are mine, Richard Grayson, and I'm going to make that known one way or another."
And if dick appeared limping in that meeting, with his messed up and a blush on his face, with Wally trailing behind all smug and cocky, it's no one's business.
Superbat | timkon | jayroy | jondami
Birdflah!!! Where Wally slowly realizes that Dick is surrounded by gingers and it dawns on him that dick's type is gingers.
Wally: did you hooked up with roy?
Dick: uh no? Like I had thing for him but he preferred them violent and traumatized.
Wally: *knows that roy is with jason* okay
Wally: did you hook up with Artemis?
Dick: yeah, twice long ago, we were like 18 or something.
Wally: okay.
Wally: did u hook up with kori?
Dick: that one was more than a hook!! We had actually a good relationship that lasted long, but then she wanted other things and left so yeah.
Wally: *remembering that Dick and kori talk alot on the phone and stuff* okay.
Wally: what are the chances of me preventing dick from meeting another ginger?
Tim: slim. He's a ginger magnet.
Jason: and he has a tendency to fuck them, roy was the only exception.
Wally: so I have my days counted??
Tim: not exactly. I think dick is serious about you. I mean besides kori, most of his gingers hooks up where during your speedforce era.
Wally: does that mean...
Tim: you gonna be on family dinners for a very long time.
Wally: YES. TAKE THAT GINGERS!!
Headcanon that Dick had more reasons to have a skin thight body suit instead of like Jason's suit or even inspired the robins than mobility skill and other things.
U cannot tell me that he didn't chose that specific design and material bc it's better to save people. He knows he's hot and he has very nice body, of course he would grab the opportunity to show off under the excuse that he fights better like that.
Wally goes crazy bc of that! What do you mean one of the sexiest men alive, who is Wally partner in crime, best friend and boyfriend fights with a skin tight body suit that leaves nothing to imagination and he cannot touch him bc of professionalism??
Nightwing: *lands next to kid flash* I got my side covered! How's- are you okay?
Kid flash: *whole body vibrating like crazy as soon he looks at dick* what do you mean?
Nightwing: you are vibrating all over.
Kid flash: *wally physically trying to not touch dick* I don't know what you are talking about
Keeping on the massive crush Bruce, I have this headcanon for all of the batfam.
Talking how Dick just giggles and twirls his hair when Wally is talking about the stupidest thing and laugh about anything the speedster says.
Talking how Jason tries his best to not blush at any flirty pass that roy does, and later in his safehouse just swoons and giggles and kicks his feet because roy called him pretty bird and does the same thing he did to be called that again the next time.
Talking tim dreamily agreeing to anything kon says, and doing the classic laying his hand the bicep when laughing and calling him funny altho the joke was dry as fuck.
Talking how Damian is just like Bruce, stoic and serious on the outside, scolding Jon like usual but on the inside he's just a confused teenager because omg Jon looked extra cute and his guilty face was so adorable.
I like to see the superfamily be all gone for the bats, but I absolutely love when the roles are reversed.
Dick: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Wally: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Dick: Holy moly-
Wally: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
Dick: Awww, thanks-
Wally: That’s not a good thing.
Dick: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.
Dick: I can't believe you've done this.....
Wally: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Dick, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!
Wally: How would you like your coffee?
Dick: As dark and as bitter as my soul.
Wally, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
Wally: Wow, Dick, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Dick: We literally slept together yesterday.
Wally: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
Wally: Dick, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.
Dick: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?
Dick: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Wally: Okay.
Dick: And make out during the scary parts.
Wally: Th-
Wally: The scary parts.
Wally: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Dick: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Wally: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Dick: But you’re always acting stupid?
Wally: ...
Wally: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
Bart: What’s sexting?
Wally: I'm not having this conversation with you.
Dick: I can't believe you've done this.....
Wally: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Dick, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!
Wally : What are amphetamines?
Dick: Drugs that can go on land and water.
Wally : Ohhhh.