Wally: You Use Humor To Deflect Your Trauma.

Wally: Wow, Dick, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Dick: We literally slept together yesterday.

Wally: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Hi, I saw a little JaySteph incorrect quote you made and wanted to send you the interest check survey for a JaySteph Weekend from Aug 12-14, the weekend in between their birthdays. Incorrect quotes would def be accepted as a fanwork medium for the event!

If you’d also consider reblogging to help signal boost that would be awesome! Thanks either way :)

https://jaystephevents.tumblr.com/post/675749791149506560/jaysteph-weekend-interest-check

@jaystephevents

Im so sorry i never answered this i didn’t even realise i had a question box thing, but I’m definitely excited for next year I’ll even bake a little cake and treats for the day

Wally : What are amphetamines?

Dick: Drugs that can go on land and water.

Wally : Ohhhh.

So this is how he gets his robins

Batman: Urban Legends #3 - “Cheer III” (2021)

written by Chip Zdarsky art by Eddy Barrows, Eber Ferreira, Jesus Merino, Marcus To, & Adriano Lucas

Bruce: How was your day, Damian?

Damian: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.

Bruce: Oh? And what does that mean?

Damian: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.

Dick: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Wally: Okay.

Dick: And make out during the scary parts.

Wally: Th-

Wally: The scary parts.

Wally: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

JaySteph Weekend 2023

Interest Survey

JaySteph Nation! It’s that time again!

Planning for JaySteph Weekend 2023 is upon us!

Please take this survey (once per person please) to let us know if you’re planning to participate.

Survey is open through March 17, 2023

We will start taking prompt suggestions shortly thereafter, so stay posted! We are aiming to have the final prompt list posted around April 1st to give everyone several months to create.

Please reblog to help spread the word!

@dc-fandom-events @fuckyeahjaysteph

Bruce: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!

Stephanie: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!

Bruce: ….

Bruce: What?

Stephanie: I need to feed my Neopets!

Black canary: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Dick: It’s not a joke.

Dick: *sniffles*

Dick: I’m a legit snack.

Wally: How would you like your coffee?

Dick: As dark and as bitter as my soul.

Wally, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!