Bart: What’s sexting?
Wally: I'm not having this conversation with you.
Dick: Hey Dami, made anyone cry today?
Damian: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
Black canary: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Dick: It’s not a joke.
Dick: *sniffles*
Dick: I’m a legit snack.
Diana: Why are you on the floor?
Bruce: I'm depressed.
Bruce: Also I was stabbed, can you get Clark, please.
Duke: You shouldn't be using a straw.
Stephanie: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.
Duke: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.
Dick: Time for plan G.
Stephanie : Don’t you mean plan B?
Dick: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Tim: What about plan D?
Dick: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Cass : What about plan E?
Dick: I’m hoping not to use it. Jason dies again in plan E.
Damian : I like plan E.
Bruce as Batman trying to be a good dad : *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Bruce *turns around and helps Dick through it*: Breaking and entering is wrong robin.
youngDick absolutely going to do this later: ok
Bruce: I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Jason: I don't want your advice.
Bruce: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
reblog to beat the joker to death
Wally : What are amphetamines?
Dick: Drugs that can go on land and water.
Wally : Ohhhh.
Stephanie : *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Bruce: What did you do?
Stephanie : Nobody died.
Bruce: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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