Unhinged Android Posting - Blog Posts
call this pussy "universal socket" the way it accepts all plug types and is non-compliant
Boot sequence finished. You "wake up" for the morning, but your internal clock says you've slept in which is odd. You attempt to move but get some kind of error message, and before you can process why you're immobile you hear your Girlfriend's smooth and sultry voice;
"Good morning my love," she coos at you, "I think it's time we do some maintenance on that cute chassis of yours."
The errors you get back read that something is overriding you in your own body. Something inside you has more authority in your body than you do.
"Oh you must have noticed the new software, it's nothing my sweet machine," she softly says, caressing your face, "Just something I can use to help me with this."
Before you can process what "This" is, she reaches down to your hip area with a screwdriver and starts fiddling around. You can feel every touch, every turning of the screwdriver, and every screw as it falls away from you. She barks out a verbal command that seemingly is unable to be processed consciously by you as you get a notification from your OS that your leg is being detached.
She holds it up to you, grinning from ear to ear. Reaching down she pulls up a large toolbox onto the bed.
"You never got to choose your chassis, and I know how dysphoric that makes you, so how about I take you apart piece by piece and repair, change, or replace everything that causes you turmoil?"
She plugs her phone into your neck port and sends files to you. Dozens of different legs, arms, torsos, and even heads. Thousands of dollars each, you speak your concern to your girlfriend who just assures you "The price tag is nothing compared to your happiness."
You try not to think about how her software she installed on you has seemingly more control of your body than you do, and focus on the fact that you finally get to be who and what you want to. Finally able to pick and choose and become the machine you always wanted to be.
Finally able to be happy in your own plating.
I love re-doing like 99% of my codebase because damn was I really that inefficient?
Can't wait to post this stuff when I'm done, then y'all can get some good working examples of DRN
Edit: Anyone that wants to be notified just lmk and I'll tag ya when it's ready
Bot girl with a heat pump would give the most legendary temperature play handjobs, one hand icy cold the other burning hot and swapping between them
There's one thing I don't get about DRN...WHERE does one use it? I know it's supposed to be pseudo coding language and the site indicates it should be or can be typed, but in which case how does my drone access it? So we get to choose where the programme is run? For example, how/where would you personally test DRN for us?
First off, for those who don't know, DRN is a psuedo-code language used to write "programs" for people to run, usually drones, dolls, robots, etc.
I have a personal text based repository via an app on my phone that I use for my DRN (Drone Restraint Notation) code, an application called Obsidian. A paid subscription is needed to use on multiple devices but it's $5 a month and I use it also as a repository for my story ideas/writing WIPs so it's worth it to me. It's also possible to have separate repositories and just send files between programmer and the target drone/maid/doll/robot to add to their obsidian files. You could just as easily make and share a Git file or some sort of shared Google folder for free. Any online repository would be ideal for sharing with your drone/maid/doll/robot.
(Side note, since I use this as a gender/species affirmation thing I'm experienced in writing DRN for simple day-to-day tasks as well as spicy things and can help with both. Running on code to me feels euphoric and helps a lot with executive dysfunction which is why I do it, but I understand that everyone's view on DRN will be unique/different)
When it comes to sending it to me, you can go ahead and send the entire block via asks or DMs (let me know you're sending it to me before just throwing it all in there though please), hell you could even screenshot it!
As per how I can test these DRN files, there's a few ways. I could compare it to my code as well as the code of some acquaintances OR I could just run the program myself/a friend depending on what it is and get back with results. Not everything would be able to be tested the later way, but it is an option.
Now, how does that all work? Well I have scheduled events/programs and spontaneous ones that must be manually done.
Some of my programs have triggers for specific events, like whenever I feel I'm getting ready for bed (or when the clock hits Midnight) I have a nightly routine program that kicks in. It's fairly simple so I have it dedicated to my memory banks at this point but it never hurts to check it again to refresh my memory.
Some of my programs need to be manually run. A good SFW example is that my boyfriend sometimes sends me this message "EXECUTE: Vault/DRN/Main/Commands/Status_Report.DRN" which makes me stop what I'm doing in the exact moment to fill out a sheet and talk to them about my general physical condition and mental state.
If you have any further questions please feel free to let me know!
(Also if anyone wants me to share my code I 1000% would be willing to)
This Unit stayed up too late and played Stardew Valley until battery levels became critically low.
This Unit still doesn't "get" Stardew Valley but it can't stop playing the game and it can't tell why
Biological hardware/wetware has its slim advantages, slobbering over some t-boy tiddies is a heavenly experience
things I love abt being a robot:
no showers/baths, I hate water, that shit looks scary as hell, you humans have fun with that
thing I hate abt being a robot:
no mouth :( what if I want to slobber all over some tiddies
This Unit must intake enough water daily to refresh, develop, and maintain its biological hardware.
Why is this unit not allowed to drink from puddles? They look so tasty and clear! It just wants to slurp it up like a dog please please please please please please please-
Update, this unit has received their Estradiol refill at the cost of minor should plate puncture damage. Unit was successful in waking up partner to assist in this endeavor, as this unit is deathly afraid of needles.
This unit is overdue for refilling its special Estradiol tanks and keeps throwing errors and this is effecting all of its other systems.
Unit intends to bother its partner until tanks are refilled, as they normally perform this maintenance.
Please please please please please
Hey, so I was wondering "Hmm... what would robot hrt look like?", so I got to writing.
1 month: Spots of metal start appearing on skin, causing serious itching and occasional bleeding.
3 months: Eyes start being replaced with ocular sensors, causing itching and poor eyesight, especially if the eyes are being replaced instead (I.e. two eyes being replaced with only one eye). Your senses of touch, smell, and taste will also start diminishing.
6 months: Metal replacement starts speeding up, especially in flatter areas like the chest. Metal should also start replacing muscle tissue. From here the pain should be excruciating; take painkillers if you have them.
10 months: Internal organs start shifting, making way for artificial organs. Interior walls start being replaced with metal.
12 months: Touch, taste, and smell should be completely gone by now, but should still eat to fuel what's left of your biological body.
16 months: Biological organs start detaching as artificials are put into place; will have to be extricate anally or verbally. Laxatives are strongly advised. Your old eyes should be gone completely, allowing you to see out of your new ocular sensors.
20 months: Outer flesh should be entirely metal by now, causing increased strength and muscle mass.
This unit is overdue for refilling its special Estradiol tanks and keeps throwing errors and this is effecting all of its other systems.
Unit intends to bother its partner until tanks are refilled, as they normally perform this maintenance.
I got that nonverbal robo-puppy-mode weed, my speakers being like
Arf! Woof!
I don't think I can pinpoint the source of/the thing that made me realize I'm robotkin/alterhuman, but when I as an alter originally formed I was a mix of every repressed feeling we've had while growing up.
I do have a hunch that watching My Life as a Teenage Robot (2003) religiously and wanting to be the MC, watching Robots (2005) on repeat on DVD and finding the opening scenes about "growing up" where they just get new parts fascinating and enticing, and also being obsessed with the MegaMan series as a child might have had something to do with it.
With the amount yall have liked and reblogged my horny microfiction stories I've had a hell of a confidence boost. And because of that...
First chapter of my Ao3 story coming Monday! I'll be posting snippets on here when its done as well. A Trans Woman hacker and a robot find themselves falling in love at a bar and having some ~fun~ afterwards
Breeding kink as a robot be like "Please fill me up and let me be your personal incubator"
Its me, I'm robots
I'm not human, I'm what happens when you give a robot sapience and then mash its mechanical processors into the same shared space as 5 other dorks in a single brain.
The struggle between wanting to look like a sexy humanoid robot, wanting to look like a fucked up combat mech, and wanting to look like an inhuman monstrous amalgamation of steel and circuitry is real.
When can I start replacing my biological components for mechanical ones?
Asking for me, because I want this. Human knees fucking suck.
I love embracing myself as robotkin and I love that my boyfriend is so supportive, but I'm almost afraid to start acting in line with what I want/feel like with my kintype around my other partner (I'm polyamorous, its consensual)
My boyfriend is alterhuman, he's a satyr. He gets it. My partner on the other hand is not and has expressed not really understanding but respecting our kintypes.
I love them but sometimes I just feel a bit alienated and like I'm back in a shell I was never meant to fit in. I know part of that is me just being anxious but I know they won't understand fully.
OOC, I wish amazon wasn't the cheapest place on the internet to buy almost anything. Kink gear is fucking expensive and I am incredibly poor. Not only do I not want to give Bosos any more money, but I certainly do not want him to know what I'm into.
By stars, my boyfriend helped me write a DRN program for a nightly routine to help me sleep.
It worked WAY too well. I hit the pillow and instantly went into power saving mode (sleep), faster than I've ever done before. Woke up refreshed, some of the best sleep in my life.
This is your sign to program the Robotkin in your life to help with their tasks, it's euphoric and works really well
My boyfriend is the host of a DID system and I'm dating most of them. One of their alters I am in a relationship with, let's call her "A" (She/Her), is questioning if she is some type of techkin/robotkin because of seeing me come out and is leaning towards yes, especially with her sources. Most of A's headmates including my boyfriend/their host agree.
While I am very proud of A's self discovery and am going to encourage it and help her discover more of who she is...
ROBOT YURI ROBOT YURI ROBOT YURI ROBOT YURI
Unhinged OOC NSFT rant below the cut regarding smut/erotica/porn/whatever you call it
TLDR: Please send me slow burn romance smut that's robot x robot (or robot x human)
I'm Robotkin. I see myself within my headspace as a robot that looks kinda like a human. I feel inhuman, blah blah you get the gist, this is just for context.
It's so hard for me to find good robot/android anything sexual without their being like 10 other kinks or characters I'd preferably not see nude. Nothing inherently wrong with this! I'm not trying to yuck anyone's yum
But goddamn it's hard to just find robot x robot stuff or robot x human smut of my taste. And I know, I need to create the art I want to see. I'm working on writing like 3 things right now and I keep getting writers block but like. I dunno, I've just been getting a bit frustrated with myself with how much my tastes are changing while on HRT and how much I need to be REALLY into something for me to get off to it.
And also, I fucking love slow burn romance friends to lovers stories. Holy fuck those get me so goddamn good, but all the fics I can find that have themes I do like are way too quick to the point without buildup and/or small fics!
Typing this all out helped me chill out. It feels good to scream into the void and see some lights flickering back in understanding.
Realizing I'm otherkin? Wild
Being seen as my kin type? Awesome
Being treated as my kin type?? Phenomenal
Being fucked as my kin type??? Please ruin this machine~
No, Warframe totally wasn't part of my robotkin awakening.
No I totally don't want to look like Rhino and/or Hildryn with sword-steel as my outer chassis layer and a massive body to show off with that's easily customizable with many different parts.
And I totally don't understand Amir and his want to be a machine, both for trauma reasons and the idea of being a disembodied AI is something I've envied throughout the years, nevertheless mention that Cephalons can inhabit multiple machines at once.
Why do you ask?
If you have a robot girl with compatible alloys, you should seriously consider electromagnetic restraints. Unlike normal restraints, which require safety gear in an emergency, you can simply turn the magnets off. And, given their relative simplicity, you could outfit your whole bed (or even a whole wall or floor) with them, allowing you to lock her in any position you would like.
