OOC, I Wish Amazon Wasn't The Cheapest Place On The Internet To Buy Almost Anything. Kink Gear Is Fucking

OOC, I wish amazon wasn't the cheapest place on the internet to buy almost anything. Kink gear is fucking expensive and I am incredibly poor. Not only do I not want to give Bosos any more money, but I certainly do not want him to know what I'm into.

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2 months ago

My stupid robot body (human body) needs daily chemical supplements (Progesterone and Sertraline pills) to keep functioning at 100% capacity or else my positive reinforcement functions (Happiness and Dysphoria) will go wacky


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2 months ago

Realizing I'm otherkin? Wild

Being seen as my kin type? Awesome

Being treated as my kin type?? Phenomenal

Being fucked as my kin type??? Please ruin this machine~


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2 months ago

Oh to be a machine of steel and wires beneath this fleshy exterior.

Am I taking the wrong hrt? /silly

need robot hrt kind of immediately


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2 months ago

1000% agree, lots of great community here but holy shit yeah it sucks.

This is the literal only place i can be like "i identify as a machine and being put in a body made of meat is FUCKING agony dude" and be understood so thank god for that


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1 month ago

To be a robot sat down for routine maintenance by your partner. Immobilized from the neck down for the procedure but still able to feel every screw taken, every panel shifted, and every wire moved.

Eventually they plug in their laptop and run a program to make you feel warm and fuzzy and giggly like laughing gas while they perform more dangerous and intimate repairs.

The inebriation and the touch of their love together sends waves of enjoyment through your body, unable to squirm and writhe in bliss. You can feel their code running through you like a burning poison, but you love it. You love them. You love this.

They tug on a few wires harder than they should have, not like you would have noticed. They coo and call you a good machine but you can hardly process it with how amazing this all feels. God they're just so beautiful, so much so that you don't even notice them running their fingers along your chassis with a look of hunger that always makes you squirm.

You're at their mercy, and by stars it is all you've ever wanted.


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2 months ago

No, Warframe totally wasn't part of my robotkin awakening.

No I totally don't want to look like Rhino and/or Hildryn with sword-steel as my outer chassis layer and a massive body to show off with that's easily customizable with many different parts.

And I totally don't understand Amir and his want to be a machine, both for trauma reasons and the idea of being a disembodied AI is something I've envied throughout the years, nevertheless mention that Cephalons can inhabit multiple machines at once.

Why do you ask?


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3 weeks ago

Bad idea: butch who is mainly into robotgirls so she's got usual carabiner of screwdrivers and pliers and stuff, but she's also got a "THIS MACHINE VOIDS WARRANTIES" tattoo right above her dick.

2 months ago

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Your robot lover has no idea why you love them so much.

There's no calculation for this, no unit to measure, no outcome to process.

You place fat kisses on their screen face even though they can't kiss back.

You cuddle into them every night even though they insist it would be more comfortable for you if you didn't. They still rub your sore cheek in the morning, red from where it rested on their hard chest plate.

You touch their body even though they can't feel it. Intertwining your fingers, rubbing down their chest, holding their face, kissing their hands.

What's even more confusing to them is why they love it.

Why they find themselves gazing at your sleeping form, gently running their fingers along your back.

Why they think about you far more than they need to. Why you take up so much memory space.

Why they yearn to reciprocate your affections, knowing they can never actually feel you.

They weren't made for love but the fact that you give it to them anyway is a truly selfless act and also the worst thing you could have done to them.

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1 month ago

"are you a boy or a girl" i am a computer . hope this helps

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