Logan, on the phone: Oh, no, it's no problem....Alright, thank you so much for your help!...Thanks so much! Have a great day!
Logan: *ends call*
Logan, throwing his phone across the room: THOSE MOTHERFU—
Remus, watching this go down: Well, mark me down as scared and horny.
Janus, rolling his eyes: Can you even tell the difference between the two at this point?
Remus: No.
Logan: I saw online today, someone freaking out about how you bake cookies and cook bacon.
Janus: Yeah, I never got that whole thing. I mean, you bake bacon.
Logan: ...Pardon?
Janus:
Janus: Do
Janus: Do you
Janus: Do you not bake bacon in the oven on a cookie sheet
Logan: No?? You fry it??
Janus: But it gets so crispy and nice ?? Why would you fry it???
Logan: *looks to Remus*
Remus: Don't look at me, I've had Janus's bacon. It's superior.
Logan: But that's not how it's done??? No bacon recipe says to bake it?
Janus: Oh I don't follow recipes exactly
Logan: But thEY'RE RULES
Janus: I mean recipes are really just suggestions when you have enough experience
Logan: (head explodes because oh my god everything Janus makes tastes so good and he's not even using recipes—)