The Brainrot Is Real - Blog Posts
and i'm rewatching mr robot rn so i felt the urge to post my old fanart here. I know my audience is more interested in dc stuff, but I need to leave something related to mr here :)
after i finished the red wheelbarrow
and more
that's it ty this is my fav show and most reletable shi to me
Find the sigma, stop the alpha
The message came to our blogs through our askboxes.
The message that was sent looked like this.
Why are you telling me this?
Because Mikey is about to send you back in time to the day the message first was sent.
Wait, he's gonna what!?
The person who sent the messages did so anonymously. You have to find the blogs who'll get the message and tell them to turn off anon before that happens.
Find the blogs, turn off anon.
(i've seen several people i follow recieve this ask, you are a menace to society anon and you must be stoppped!! /j)
I'm dying in persona 3 brainrot
Kirbtober day 5 and 6: Royal and Ancient
Uhhh... this one was... well... to put it lightly, I'm tired (as usual), and I should probably draw at earlier times to avoid being tired and put in all my effort... nah, I'm too lazy to redo this, even if it is.... well... not as good as it could've been
spent all of group therapy today secretly planning a kiribaku longfic i think something might be wrong with me
this is: study week brainrot (bio edition)
doesn't the (over) simplified diagram of secondary oocyte look A LOT like newjeans' supernatural album cover 😭 i drew that back in june though
Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish is definitely the type of guy to still use that Love Tester game from the last 2000s because his sisters use it and he thinks it's real.
(This one specifically:)
So he put his and Simon 'Ghost' Rileys name in it and when it pops up as 99% he sitting there giggling like a lovesick school girl in the common room while Ghost sits next to him
Soap: see tha' LT?
Ghost: that's the stupidest thing ever
Soap:
Ghost:
Soap:
Ghost: now do Alex and Farah-
Y/N: *making random noises and whistles*
Soap: whoa, that's some sick beat boxing.
Ghost: that's tourettes.
TF141 BRAIN ROT TF141 BRAIN ROT TF141 BRAIN ROT TF141 BRAIN ROT-
Okay LISTEN-
I'm a southerner. Got the whole accent and some slang, though I sometimes hate it and put on my northern mask to hide it. But it slips up. SO.
Southern!reader in the 141.
Southern!reader having everyone under the assumption they're from up north in the states, not the south.
Southern!reader just chilling at base, getting a cup of (whatever you drink) and dropping the cup by accident.
Southern!reader just straights up loses their northern accent, going to their southern ways and cussing up a storm.
"Son of a fucking bitch, ain't that a bunch of bullshit.", in the MOST southern accent.
You thought Philip Graves had a souther accent? Oh honey, southern!reader could DRAG him.
Everyone looks their way, faces of confusion and shock. (Besides Ghost, his face aside from his eyes are hidden under his balaclava)
So the secret is out.
No more hiding your natural accent (at least not all the time)
But if you get upset? Oh boy, the boys know better than to not use their manners.
As soon as that accent is out they're ALL trying to figure out what they did wrong and IMMEDIATELY get ready for an apology, preparing for an ear full.
Are you upset? No. You're just wanting to speak normally.
Southern!reader gets John 'I'm not a force to reckon with when I'm being serious' Price to BACK DOWN.
If Price gets in trouble, even over something as simple as smoking inside his office without the window open, he basically FOLDS when southern!reader scolds him.
That man fears one thing and one thing only, his southern soldier who can curse more than a sailor and whose attitude can go from 0 to 1000 in the blink of an eyes.😔
(My brain is charged from the brain rot and too much caffeine, take this as an offering for my PLATONIC love my baby birds, hope you have a good day/night/afternoon/evening❤️)
(AND DRINK YOUR WATER, STAY HYDRATED)
I am, in fact, processing another wave of baby fever though I am in fact not currently fertile
So have some "the baby said their first words" moments with four of my fav boys :) (I will absolutely update later with Alejandro and Rudy but my brain is itchy with Gaz, Soap, Ghost, and Price rn)
Price:
You and Price have been married for five years, dated for two. You ended up having a baby boy (adoption, surrogate, or personal pregnancy whichever you prefer) which you, of course, named "John" aka John JR (aka JJ). Price was currently on leave, taking his time with his lovely spouse and their baby boy. As you sit in the living room in your house, Price holding little JJ and you sitting next to them, you couldn't help but record the cuteness of Price being an absolute father as he played with JJ. JJ was sitting up in Price's arms, babbling away and soaking up all the attention. Until...
"Dada"
You and Price both freeze, taking a few seconds to process what just happened. The room erupted with excitement. Price was grinning ear to ear, cheering his boy on. You were in both awe and shock. Your baby boy said his first word. Price was ecstatic. And the fact you got it on camera made it so much better. He definitely rubbed it in your face for days.
Or if you are also the father, you both celebrated by showing off the video to anyone who had eyes.
Ghost:
You and Ghost ended up having a girl. (GHOST GIVES OFF GIRL DAD ENERGY CHANGE MY MIND) A girl which you had named Diana. Ghost was getting ready to leave to go on a mission, one that will keep him away for possibly weeks, so he was trying to take his time with his lovely spouse and their beautiful little girl. You were holding Diana, gently rocking her in your arms as Ghost was giving her kisses on the head. Diana had started to fuss a little.
"Baba"
You laughed a little, mostly out of shock, as Ghost stood there dumbfounded. "She did not just say 'baba'.", He uttered in disbelief. You nodded, still giggling and giddy. "She's hungry, she wants a bottle.", you defend, trying to keep your grin back. Ghost picked her up out of your arms, holding her close, "You meant to say 'dada', right baby girl? Dada." Diana babbled a little. "Baba.", she repeated (more like corrected). Ghost scowled a little. "No, dada." "Baba." You were practically pissing yourself with all your laughter, having to hold onto the wall for support. Ghost was desperately trying to get your little girl to say his name. In the end, he did end up going on his mission. The first week in he had gotten a video message from you of Diana. In the video Diana was outside in the back garden, messing with the small patch of flowers and repeatedly saying "dada". At least it was her second word, right?
Gaz(my beloved):
Gaz LOVED being a father. Every second of the day he was preaching to the team about how his babies (twins, two boys named August and Lenux) were getting bigger every day. If he wasn't talking about their growth, he was showing off pictures you send of them at the park or making a mess during their dinner. You had decided to pay a surprise visit on base, bringing the twins with you and carrying them in your arms. You had a mischievous grin as you walked up to a surprised looking Gaz. "Kyle, they did it.", you informed. His face twisted in confusion, "did what?" You look at the twins as Gaz took Lenux, giving you an extra arm. "Boys, tell daddy what you said.", you urged. Gaz's face lit up. August, the little trouble maker, started to laugh. He was the first to repeat himself, "kitty!" Lenux clapped his hands a little. "Kitty!", he added. Their first words were kitty. Why? Because the neighborhood cat had paid them a visit, so they decided to use it as an excuse to speak. Gaz laughed. He was over the moon at hearing his boys speak. "Kitty, huh? I'll take it.", He snickered. And for weeks after that, he was going on and on to anyone who would listen about how his boys had said their first words. Eventually, Ghost got him to calm it down by bribing him with pictures of his own baby, Diana. The two traded baby pictures to show their spouses quite frequently.
Soap:
Johnny 'Soap' Mactavish is a good man. Never one to actually face fear without a determination set in his mind. He doesn't scare too easily. Except when it comes to his spouse, who has more than once scolded him for cursing around the baby. A baby girl named Josephine. You didn't agree on a name in time when the baby had arrived, so when you had her in your arms Laswell took the liberty of giving the baby a name herself. It was endearing though, and a beautiful name, so no hard feelings. Soap has a dirty mouth. One that gets him in trouble both at home and on base. So as he was feeding little Josephine while you were washing the dishes, he had accidentally dropped the spoon. He let out a quick "fuck" before bending down to pick it up. Josephine watched him.
"Fuck.", was what she repeated.
Soap froze. His veins turned cold. As the water from the sink turned off, he nearly jumped out of his skin. "Johnny.", you deadpan. Soap stood up with the fallen spoon, slowly looking at you. You had a spray bottle at the ready, a scowl on your face. "Did I just hear our daughters first word?" He gulped nervously, knowing he was on big trouble. But at the same time he was fighting back his laughter, biting his bottom lip to hide his grin. "Fuck.", is what little Josephine decided to add to the conversation. You quickly sprayed with the spray bottle Soap, getting closer. "You and that dirty mouth of yours!", you scolded. Soap couldn't help but cackle, trying to protect himself with his hands from the water being sprayed on him. "I didn't mean to! I swear!", he defended, choking on his laughs. "You're lucky I don't put soap in your mouth!" After the laughter died down and you stopped spraying him, you both go back to your duties. Soap leaned in close to Josephine, kissing her soft forehead. "That's ma girl.", He whispered. "Johnny!", you huff.
(Hope you enjoyed my brainrot of the 141 boys with some cute baby interactions. Baby fever is no joke, it needs to leave me >:(. Have a good day, my baby birds❤️)
Just causally sitting here, remembering the time i turned in a FUCKING HETALIA FANFIC as my homework and got a solid A for it…i…WTFFFF…I wrote a FUCKING Prussia Fanfic and got an A!!???
Coming back to tumblr after the clusterfuck of social media that is shorts, Tiktoks, and instagram is like finally coming home to your Mom after a 8 week bender for her to nurse you back to life with homemade chicken soup, blanket, and quirky book to read while you recover.
What if…what if I told you there’s a media that is everything I wanted Voltron to be?
I feel like I am sitting on forbidden knowledge rn
Peak Urbanism is when the small corner shop under your 1000$/mo studio apartment gets gentrified into a Taylor Swift-themed escape room and you get woken up at 3 AM on a weekday by "Anti-Hero" played at full blast shaking your bedframe.
So like this looked like a really interesting article but...
The Guardian, are you sure the arts scene is thriving?
Are you sure??
You know the brainrot is bad when you know the whole black heart altar conversation by heart and it’s impossible to not watch that scene while talking along
I love my brain
I'm about to finish my Killer Klowns from Outer Space fanfiction featuring two protagonists.
And my brain just went, "Hey, you have other protagonists, why don't you throw them into different horror movies and write them!"
BUT my brain ALSO went, "After writing all of them, you should then throw every single one of your protagonists into the same story"
Thankyou brain. I appreciate your existence right now.
F in chat 😔🙏