Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish Is Definitely The Type Of Guy To Still Use That Love Tester Game From The Last

How come we got rid of handkerchiefs?? Like that shit can be so romantic and for what??

(I want to know how many people actually still use them besides rich men who put them in their suit pockets just for an accessory)

new hyperfixation unlocked😭

mafia!gaz catching your hand when you try to steal his wallet for your next meal ticket and he takes one look at you and gives you a little money anyway. he comes by the same areas a few times a week to come see you and wants to make sure that his little pickpocket is alright.

but one day, you find yourself cornered and a cloth is placed over your mouth till you black out. when you wake up, you find yourself in a lavish bedroom and you're freaked out to find out that you've been bathed and dressed in a silk nightgown while your new fiancé enters the room with a tray of food and starts talking about wedding plans.

vampire!141 with human!reader

vampire!141 who refuses to let human!reader to do anything that would risk them getting hurt because they might get too overwhelmed by the blood

vampire!price having to spray vampire!soap and vampire!gaz with a spray bottle that may or may not have holy water in it when they get too overwhelmed by their thirst around human!reader

vampire!ghost who's basically got cat and tugs on human!reader (shirts, dress, etc) when he wants a little snack of blood

vampire!gaz who is much more gentle about biting unless he's really hungry

vampire!soap who has too much energy therefore bites too much

human!reader who just wanted to be apart of a team but ended up dealing with four vampires who would rather step into the sun than have them get upset mostly from their spur of the moment biting

TF141 BRAIN ROT TF141 BRAIN ROT TF141 BRAIN ROT TF141 BRAIN ROT-

Okay LISTEN-

I'm a southerner. Got the whole accent and some slang, though I sometimes hate it and put on my northern mask to hide it. But it slips up. SO.

Southern!reader in the 141.

Southern!reader having everyone under the assumption they're from up north in the states, not the south.

Southern!reader just chilling at base, getting a cup of (whatever you drink) and dropping the cup by accident.

Southern!reader just straights up loses their northern accent, going to their southern ways and cussing up a storm.

"Son of a fucking bitch, ain't that a bunch of bullshit.", in the MOST southern accent.

You thought Philip Graves had a souther accent? Oh honey, southern!reader could DRAG him.

Everyone looks their way, faces of confusion and shock. (Besides Ghost, his face aside from his eyes are hidden under his balaclava)

So the secret is out.

No more hiding your natural accent (at least not all the time)

But if you get upset? Oh boy, the boys know better than to not use their manners.

As soon as that accent is out they're ALL trying to figure out what they did wrong and IMMEDIATELY get ready for an apology, preparing for an ear full.

Are you upset? No. You're just wanting to speak normally.

Southern!reader gets John 'I'm not a force to reckon with when I'm being serious' Price to BACK DOWN.

If Price gets in trouble, even over something as simple as smoking inside his office without the window open, he basically FOLDS when southern!reader scolds him.

That man fears one thing and one thing only, his southern soldier who can curse more than a sailor and whose attitude can go from 0 to 1000 in the blink of an eyes.😔

(My brain is charged from the brain rot and too much caffeine, take this as an offering for my PLATONIC love my baby birds, hope you have a good day/night/afternoon/evening❤️)

(AND DRINK YOUR WATER, STAY HYDRATED)

Firm believer that if Soap and Gaz ever had wives they'd be best friends and do that "we're military wives, of course-" tiktok trend.

Giggling, kicking my feet rn

this is so fucking dbf!141 coded like jesus christ

PLEASE!!!!

Being inclusive with your reader insert fic is a kindness. It tells people of color (poc) that you are considering someone who does not look like you in your fic. It shows love and dedication to our craft. It tells poc that they belong here too and they can see themselves in your story.

Poc aren’t look for activism in fic, we know fandom isn’t that serious, but we should be able to have that same level of escapism when we turn to fic and fandom. We belong here too. This space is for everyone, not just one group of people.

Just to give a few examples of how simple it can be: say “skin warmed” instead of blushed, say “cradled your head” instead of running fingers through hair, say “angles yourself to kiss” instead of standing on tiptoes, use italics to indicate Spanish to take out a throwaway line of “you didn’t understand Spanish” things like that. Small changes that do not impact the fic at all but make a world of difference in inclusivity!

And for anything you can’t/don’t want to change, simply add warning in the beginning. Things like hair descriptors, anything reader might wear, some backstory for reader (especially involving family or where the story is set), readers job, things like that. A lot of times just having that heads up before the fic makes a world of difference!

And one example of kindness we as writers always worked to change: until recently (just a couple years ago) it wasn’t common to label the gender of the reader. But those who aren’t female asked writers to label it so they know which to read and which to avoid, and now it’s common to label the gender/pronouns of the reader. So it is possible! It just takes effort! And I’m a writer myself so I know it can be done!

We can pretend to be a bartender or a bounty hunter or an actress or anything else. But we shouldn’t have to imagine we’re a white one.

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

hairy chests. you agree. reblog

I met my new therapist today and 20 minutes in of talking about myself she helped me get an appointment for an autism diagnosis. I didn't get to tell her about my COD and Marble Hornets hyperfixations because we ran out of time doing intake :(