My Brain Is Weird - Blog Posts

Now I get the Twilight titles

Tell me why I finally understand why they have their names:

Twilight: Start of the night, and the moon rising. Like Bella meeting Edward who is obviously the moon in this context.

New moon: which is when the moon isn't like visible because yk Edward leaves.

Eclipse: Because you know, the moon is blocking the sun, which the sun is Jacob and Edward still the moon

And breaking dawn: Dawn is the rise of the sun, so like, the rise of a new era? I dunno

I think we should all think more about how space is related to the ocean. Like, it's a sort of connection we all agreed on for no reason and it's great and all but htf did we as a specie do this? Humans are marvellous creatures sometimes

This was brought to you by my brain, after watching yet another cardboard shark video to that one SeptemberXpandora audio

I don't know why but sometimes I'll be thinking about something or I'll see something and like my brain imagines things so vividly that I could swear I could feel it.

Idk how to explain this

And I say my brain imagines it because I don't know why they're coming up. I didn't want to think of what it would be like to be crushed by a hydraulic press in excruciating detail, but here I am feeling a strange, invisible, nonexistent pain like i am getting crushed.

It doesn't hurt, but it feels like it should.

I don't know how to describe this and you know what it means

Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish is definitely the type of guy to still use that Love Tester game from the last 2000s because his sisters use it and he thinks it's real.

(This one specifically:)

So he put his and Simon 'Ghost' Rileys name in it and when it pops up as 99% he sitting there giggling like a lovesick school girl in the common room while Ghost sits next to him

Soap: see tha' LT?

Ghost: that's the stupidest thing ever

Soap:

Ghost:

Soap:

Ghost: now do Alex and Farah-