harry is a problematic bi
hermione definitely is a total musical theater nerd. can she sing? no. but that doesn’t stop her from belting out all of defying gravity? absolutely not
draco is the type of kid who would have a joana ceddia/emma chamberlain style YouTube channel. its 3 am in all his videos
all of slytherin has one (1) brain cell and it is in the permanent possession of blaise zabini
justin finch-fletchly is an absolute bean and deserves more hype
luna lovegood has an aesthetic ™️ instagram with over a million subs
dumbledore wears heelies
- literally anyone at hogwarts at any given time
muggle au where draco got cut off from his dads credit card and has to work at like cvs or rite-aid
A very heated conversation out of context. Apply this to whom ever you want
Where Blaise and Pansy run a spam Instagram and it’s literally just weird photos of Draco that they take. Everyone in the school follows it. It’s probably called TheAmazingBouncingFerret or something.
Seamus and Dean have a son. They named him Sean.
Because Seamus + Dean = Sean
Someone should rewrite The Cursed Child with Dudley having a magical child and the adopted children of Finnigan-Thomas as students in Hogwarts-!! Please 😔🙏
AND ALSO, MAKE SCORBUS CANON. PLEASE.
I love Wolfstar, Deamus, and Scorbus (and TBH WE ALL KNOW WE ONLY READ THE CURSED CHILD SCRIPT BECAUSE OF THEM?!!??) Too much and if you want to fight or criticize me about go argue with the wall 🙂↔️🙏
Deamus is very canon in our eyes. Don't fight with me 🙇♀️
I didn't like the TCC plot itself (idk who does tbh) but I like the fact that Albus and Scorpius are like two outcasts I relate to them a lot personally...sorry.
Ron wasn't dumb, really. Well he isn't the book smart kind, but he knows how to get his way in most situations 🙂↕️
Lavender Brown DESERVES better and I don't understand why she is so hated (probably because she was dating Ron, BUT LIKE c'mon guys weren't they just teenagers? Don't act like you don't have crushes too 💀💀💀- well unless you're aromantic 😅)
OH AND ALSO CHO CHANG. I feel bad for her because she hasn't moved on but Cedric but still she is so hated for some reason????
I couldn't really understand why Ginny dated Dean? I assumed she did that for casual dating, for fun, or to make Harry jealous(?) Idk (oh and also off topic but I have read many fanfics about jealous! Seamus towards Dean and Ginny's relationship and I love them lollll)
But I personally think if Ginny still likes Harry but still dated Dean anyway- I don't know why she would do it just for her and Dean to break up? NOT BECAUSE I think Ginny shouldn't date Dean, but Dean probably thought him and Ginny were in a serious relationship and stuff-
I haven't picked up the books for a very long time but did Harry use the Felix Felicis only to make Ginny and Dean break up? Or are any other factors to that? (Because if so, I think it's kinda mean but I understand the jealousy)
HERMIONE DEFINITELY KNEW GINNY HAD A CRUSH ON HARRY/VICE VERSA BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DID 🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️
Everyone in the fandom IS a real fan and no one is lesser of a Harry Potter fan than the other
The movies lacked a lot but I enjoy it anyways..
People mostly ship drarry, dramione, Blairon, etc not necessarily because they HAVE chemistry, but because of what they could have been or become and the amount of "tension" that they have (which is not necessarily a good romantic tension but rather about their obsession with each other?)
I don't ship these ships above but I can kinda understand (?) Why people do?
You can be anti drarry, anti dramione, drarry shipper, dramione shipper, wolfstar shipper, jegulus shipper and more (anti) ships WITHOUT personally harrasing...yk...the PEOPLE who ship them. Some of you cyberbully real people over fictional characters...sorry
Lately I have read an enough amount of views and comments on how book! Ginny's character was terribly portrayed in the movies, and I feel the need to talk about this.
DON'T GET ME WRONG, I really love strong, confident FMCs, especially Ginny. I really loved her character. She's really kind, popular, and confident, and as great as she was in the movies, I can't help but to think that the movies are missing out SO MUCH of her personality.
But...as much as I admire her being well liked and well loved, popular, and how everyone wanted to be like or be with her, I find it really hard for me to imagine myself in such really positive and admirable trait, and I honestly feel guilty about that. I feel like everyone else in the HP fandom really relate to her and I sometimes think why I couldn't do that. (Well yea I'm the problem.)
At the same time, this reminds me on how popular well loved people have most things, especially their social life way easier than others, and I often think of why I can't be like these people and/or characters.
Personally I have always been treated as an outcast and- trust me I am SO FAR AWAY from being considered "well liked" or "well loved" by my peers. I struggled to make friends my whole life and I
I generally have a really hard time relating to popular, confident, and well loved characters like her and many others (e.g Harry, Ron- okay I relate to Ron a bit). I genuinely want to relate to her and I feel like some people of the HP fandom really relate to Ginny and love Hinny, but at the same time in the back of my heart they'll always remind me of how different I am compared to others and how I am not "as cool" as them to fit in.
In conclusion, I 100% relate to Luna Lovegood, Dean Thomas, Seamus Finnigan, and a tiny bit of Ron. I love Ginny and Harry, but I could never imagine being as admired as them. </3
“like blowing bubbles”
That’s gay.
do magical kids get yearbooks??? this was such a great excuse to draw 16 portraits
You guys I found my favorite Harry Potter fan artist on tumblr I’m so happy
gryffindor class of ‘98!
Draco: *smiles smugly*
Filch: *enrage* Listen here you lil’shit-
Hermione: *holding Harry back*
(A loud whistle)
All: *looks arounds* ???
(A gigantic boulder hit the ground between them all, inches from their noise)
Filch: Lily Evens! She has returned! *takes off screaming*
Draco: *piss his pants, sobbing*
(2 minutes earlier)
Ron: *levitating a gigantic boulder from his dorm’s window* Is this good?
Neville: *using Ron’s binoculars* A little more to the right.
Ron: Got it!
Seamus: *panicking a little* Whatchu got there?
Ron/Neville: A smoothie. *takes a sip out of their cup*
(Fifth Year Golden Trio Era)
Seamus: Fuck, fuck, fuck! *running for his life*
Dean: Don’t look back! Don’t look back! *racing after him*
Neville: *following after in tears* I can’t believe I let you talk me into this!
Hermione: *the one tugging him to keep you* You can’t believe?! What about me? I can’t die like this! I haven’t graduated yet!
Harry: *stumbling as he runs backwards try to calm a fuming Ron* N-now Ronnie. It was j-just a joke. Just a joke! *trips over his feet* ITS A JOKE!
Ron: *looks like an off brand Poison Ivy* I’M GOING TO KILL YOU BASTARDS!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
Flitwick: *watching them as he drink his tea* Ah to be young again.*Pause for a minute* Now where did I see this before?
(Fifth Year Marauders Era)
Sirius: Fuck! *running for his life*
Severus: Oh by jovi *races after him*
Peter: Why god, why? *in tears following*
Remus: You idiots! *is the one tugging him along*
James: L-Lily, my love! It w-was just a joke! was*stumbling as he runs backwards until he trips* IT WAS JUST A JOKE!
Lily: *an off brand Poison Ivy* BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Flitwick: *watching them as he drinks his tea* Ah to be young again.
(First Year)
Ron meeting Harry for the first time: Awe baby. He my friend now.
Ron after the Sorcerer’s Stone: Momma Potter forgive me but I’m Harry’s mom now.
Ron meeting Hermione for the first time: Oh my god! Calm down girl! Drink your tea! Bloody hell, I’m not your mom.
Ron after the Troll and lighting the teachers on fire: BLOODY FUCK! DRINK YOUR TEA AND CALM DOWN! I’M YOUR MOTHER NOW.
Ron meeting Neville: Awe my baby now. I’m gonna teach you how to fuck someone up.
Ron after Neville stood up to him and his friends: That’s my baby!!! That’s my baby! Wish he didn’t use that on us but I’m so proud!
Ron meeting Lavender: Ah a fellow pure-blood. You’ll make a great Beauty Witch like your foremothers. May you bring them honor. Good luck in your future medical profession!
Ron after watching Lavender shut Hermione down after she talked down about Beauty n’ Love Witches: Get her, Lav! Get her! That’s my baby girl! What Harry? Mione was asking for it. Just because she’s been here for two months, doesn’t mean she knows everything. Lot of Beauty Witches work in the hospital. One even created that bone-regeneration potion, ya know.
Ron meeting Seamus: Hello new roommate! Hope we can get along for the next six to seven years.
Ron after seeing Seamus blowing things up: BLOODY FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! GET A TEACHER! YOU ARE GROUNDED SEAMUS FINNIGAN! GROUND!
Ron meeting Parvati: Huh…did I see her with blu-Oh! Right, she’s like the twins. She seems like the calming sort.
Ron after watching Parvati play switch-a-roo with her twin: I now understand my mum.
Ron meeting Fay: Oh she’s studying to an Auror? Sweet, can’t wait to see her there.
Ron after seeing Fay throw hands with a six year: Nooooo! Why?! My baby!
Ron meeting Kellen: Ah I see she likes Care Of Magical Creatures. A very hard profession. Good luck to her. She seems like she’ll make it far.
Ron after seeing Kellen try to smuggle a magical creature: YOUNG LADY! YOU PUT THAT CREATURE BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT OR SO HELP ME, MORGAN LE FAY!
Ron meeting Dean: Thanks for helping me with the boys new friend.
Ron after watching Dean team up with Seamus: How can you betray me like this? You were the only one I can trust to keep a good head in his shoulder. Shut up Harry. I’m not being dramatic.
(Dining Hall At Lunch Time)
Hermione: *flops her down at the Griffindor’s dining bench heavily* I can not find anything about the 28 in the library.
Ron: *corrects her mindlessly* Sacred 28, not to be mistaken for the 28th Māori or the Sacred 28th
Dean: The Māori?
Ron: Yeah, the 28th. Battalion Māori. *mumbles* Technically Māori is between the 28th n’ Battalion if you want to get anal about it.
Lavender: *distracted by her Astronomy homework and not paying attention to the topic* There’s a difference ?
Ron: *knows as pure-blood, she was taught this in homeschool and stares at her blankly* Lav…please…
Lavender: *hums mindlessly*
Parvati: *sighs and facepalms*
Blaise: Of course there is. One has to do with muggles in WW2 and the other is the beginning of magic *passing by*
Ron: Thanks!
Blaise: *gives him awkward finger guns*
Seamus: How would you know?
Blaise: It affected the people on my mother’s side. You know the Greeks, North African and Italian campaigns? We had family members apart of it.
Seamus: *tilts his head at his words in thought then gains foot in mouth syndrome* Is this because you’re black?
Gryffindor: *takes turns smacking him* Seamus!
Blaise: I’m full Italian, thank you. *looks down at Seamus then smirks a Ron* Well there is a bit of Portuguese from father of course. First born to the Portuguese Seventh son of the Seventh son and the Italian Seventh Daughter of the Seventh Daughter.
Ron: *stares at him in enamored, star-struck awe*
Harry: *suddenly feels threatened and clings to Ron, hissing at the Slytherin student*
Hermione: *Done with everyone’s shit and still wanting to know what is the Sacred 28 vs The Sacred 28* Honestly!
Wolfstar and Dorlene 🤝 Deamus and Pavender
The Bravest Man Harry Knew was Seanmus fucking Finnegan actually, who spent the time everyone else was summer vacationing from the wizarding war by going home from being a Half-Blood at Hogwarts to being a fucking Irish Catholic during the Troubles and still found time to bring his black boyfriend home to meet his Da