(Fifth Year Golden Trio Era)
Seamus: Fuck, fuck, fuck! *running for his life*
Dean: Don’t look back! Don’t look back! *racing after him*
Neville: *following after in tears* I can’t believe I let you talk me into this!
Hermione: *the one tugging him to keep you* You can’t believe?! What about me? I can’t die like this! I haven’t graduated yet!
Harry: *stumbling as he runs backwards try to calm a fuming Ron* N-now Ronnie. It was j-just a joke. Just a joke! *trips over his feet* ITS A JOKE!
Ron: *looks like an off brand Poison Ivy* I’M GOING TO KILL YOU BASTARDS!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
Flitwick: *watching them as he drink his tea* Ah to be young again.*Pause for a minute* Now where did I see this before?
(Fifth Year Marauders Era)
Sirius: Fuck! *running for his life*
Severus: Oh by jovi *races after him*
Peter: Why god, why? *in tears following*
Remus: You idiots! *is the one tugging him along*
James: L-Lily, my love! It w-was just a joke! was*stumbling as he runs backwards until he trips* IT WAS JUST A JOKE!
Lily: *an off brand Poison Ivy* BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Flitwick: *watching them as he drinks his tea* Ah to be young again.
Stories being worked on:
Goblet Musical 2/15
Chapter 1 & 2- complete
Chp3- Fight it out boys; Ron’s Heart and Harry’s Remorse
Might make it a two parter? Took me away but I now got a song for Harry. Yeah!
Chap4- Percy’s Fury, The Twins Fucked Up
This is now going to be a two parter with maybe another chp in between. Thinking of renaming it as Mother Bear’s Fury with Percy as the main character in this chapter. Maybe have Oliver? Make 4.5/5 as The Eye Of The Storm Thy Name Is Oliver? Weasley’s background and lore?
Ch5 - I Hate That Girl
That would be the song. Oc female x Oc female from the other schools. Ron making new friends? The excitement of the Yule Ball. More magic lore?
(Add more later)
Tiger Golem And Star Void 2/7
Chapter 1- complete
Chp2- complete (change the title and added another day)
Chp3- Enter From Stage Left Chuuya
Is in the present obviously. :p Dazai is on the prowl trying to figure out what’s going on. Flirty Atsushi, flirty Atsushi! Chuuya is here to mess with his dumb fish and make passes at kitty. Hints of Chuuatsu (Blue Sunset? Red Tiger? Lord Chaos? Like the first one better as a shipping name) meeting in France. Dazai finds out Chuuya gave Atsushi colored necklaces Day 16 Jealousy No WIP yet
Chp4- Added Chapter No Title Yet
Another hint at the past. Angry cat. The Mori deal’s aftermath. Unhinged cat. Death threats. Reason for Atsushi’s runner. Day 24 Broken and Day 22 Cold No WIP yet
Chp5- Dazai’s Truth Of The Heart
More flirty kitty. Dazai is confusion. ADA making more appearances? Naomi is not the sister? Kyouka is little sister? Lore?! shots shot shot everybody! Dazai is actually honest with himself Day 12 Affections and Day 2 Drunk Confession No WIP yet
Chp6- A Smile In The Dark Of The Tiger’s Eyes
Atsushi says suspicious and concerned things. Kitty knows things. Ranpo doesn’t know things? Unhinged kit-cat. Mistaken accusations? Day 25 Secret No WIP yet
Chp7- It’s Forever But Never The End
Last chapter. Open ending because stuff. Semi-confession? Agatha Christie throws the glove at Atsushi’s feet. She gets a slap with it. Atsushi gives no shit! Dazai is less confusion and wants to sleep Day 27 Love and Day 28 Future No WIP Yet
Stories I have ideas on
DC
Reincarnation: Wally is reborn as Ron from Harry Potter. He is not going to follow any storyline and is ready to throw down at anytime. Taking reference from my Lily’s Ghost, Den Mother, Sacred 28 vs Sacred 28 (maybe?). Molly, Twins and Book/Movie Hermione Critical. GreenChess (aka ronarry) wishful birdflash
Regression: Wally goes back in time to the age of five. The age he first met The Flash. Now there’s two ideas for this. One which is like Wally’s Bird. He’s regress in a world like his old one but is born two years younger than his best friend. He finds out that it a bit darker because there was never a Robin to kick start the era of sidekicks. His bird is now a Talon that is very clingy. Works with old Batsy to save his bird. Will sass the bat at any given moment. Ends up with a Violet Ring of Love. So Star Sapphire Wally! (Ben 10 Anodite style powers! Like the hair! The hair was my favorite part of the alien lol) No speedster Wally. He missed the deadline of getting his powers because he was born too late. Trans Wally. Birdflash
Isakai: From Young Justice to before the Dc Son of Batman. So Flashpoint Paradox? I don’t know the correct timeline. *shrugs* Wally reappears in the Arctic but in a different universe. Lot darker because of the Flashpoint. He is very confuse but try’s to get around using everything he was taught by the Flashes, the Green Lanterns, Batman and Nightwing growing up. Gets a Job in Gotham because he believes that he’ll have a mental breakdown if he stays in Central or Keystone (the Twin Jewel Cities know by locals- I grew up calling them that and I will not stop). Woks at Wayne’s, meets Dick Greyson which causes heartaches, flirty Dick chasing after the guy will turn him down every time (it drives him mad because Wally is so familiar and being around him make him feel whole) and batclan breaking into his apt. He mets Tim and is shock how bad he is at self care. Horrified at how distant the batfam is. Is very close at throwing hands with Batman and Nightwing. (Can’t throw hands with Dick because he not suppose to know the bat secret.) Taking reference from Wally’s Favorite. The Pink Lantern Wally? Just like the one on top but still a speedster? Birdflash with hard to get Wally and pan disaster Dick.
PJO
The Moon And The Ocean Tide -Reincarnation/Regression: SI Oc from my ao3 story My New Life’s Crazy Adventure. I’m take the Oc name Echo and having her rebirth as a Demi Titian of the Moon Titan Selene that isn’t really powerful. Grew up at a round camper that bumps head with Annabeth over how to greet new campers. She goes by Usagi as a teasing nickname by those who watch Sailor Moon, not because she looks like her (she does not look like any of the characters. At all.) but because of her sign. Which looks like the silver-blue dreamworks logo, except with a female figure playing a traditional biwa. (She was also born with the last name Tsukino) Echo is the name she prefers, even though she is named Serenity which also doesn’t help. Percy has regressed into the younger version of himself at the beginning of his story. (More like after his school field trip) He is a jaded, has ptsd and grudge hold college student whose girlfriend broke up with him to focus more on her schooling. (He’s a bit bitter about it because he left his family for her, went on a shit quest for school recommendations and knows she was extremely possessive that fuck over his other relationship.) He played to the script as closely as he could, bypassing his time until he reaches Camp Half-Blood, until the scene on the bridge with Annabeth. Echo, being a fan of Percy/use to have a crush on him (so she says), steps up after his talk with the blonde. Not knowing he has regressed, she offers to show him the Camp Video and explains how the camp works. Percy is lowkey wary and guarded because he’s expecting for every thing to be the same with only him being different. He agrees and Echo is like a puppy as she babbles to the 12yr old about what her home for eleven years is. She also one of the people to actually helps him and talks to him as a person after his mark. (She also sides with Athena in his first war game because he asked her using a ‘I’m a newbie and feel more comfortable with a friend’ and even though she suspects him, she’s weak for him.) When he get his first quest, Annabeth demands to go like the first time but Percy sneers with a ‘He rather go with Echo’. Causing the girl to panic and say ‘No! I refuse to fuck the story!’. This outs her to him, which outs Percy to her. They make a deal that he goes on the quest like the original timeline and she becomes his eyes and ears at camp. DarkPercy. SI character. All books are on her. Refuse to rewrite Percy’s adventures. Slow burn between Percy & Echo?? Echo actually try’s to canon fix-it.
BSD
TTGASV: First side story of my BSD Dazatsu story. (For now) It how Chuuya and Atsushi met in France. Mostly of Atsushi longing for Dazai and missing his baby sister. Mentioning of sending gifts, postcards and word travel. Lore of our boy’s past lives. Mentions of vessels, human sacrifices and reborn gods. Headcanons at play. Pinning Dazatsu, Day 6 Home and Day 15 Book, and slow burn chuuatsu Slice of Life
HP
Movie HP Characters reacting to My AU Memes?
One Piece
Zoro Was born in Aokigahara
Zoro Judgement of Sanji’s treatment of women 5 +1
Crossovers
Hp x Op= 3 Swords Demon And His Magical Son- 5yr Ron transporting to the Op world and getting raise by Zoro, Luffy and the other’s Straw Hats.
I want to live by myself when I move out of my parent's place but I'm really afraid of money problems? I'm afraid that the only place I can afford will be in the ghetto and it'll all be torn apart and I'll only be allowed to eat one granola bar a week. I'm really stressing out about this. I don't know anything about after school life. I don't know anything about paying bills or how to buy an apartment and it's really scaring me. is there anything you know that can help me?
HI darling,
I’ve actually got a super wonderful masterpost for you to check out:
Home
what the hell is a mortgage?
first apartment essentials checklist
how to care for cacti and succulents
the care and keeping of plants
Getting an apartment
Money
earn rewards by taking polls
how to coupon
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
how to save money
How to Balance a Check Book
How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
how to get free therapy
what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
how to make a doctor’s appointment
how to pick a health insurance plan
how to avoid a hangover
a list of stress relievers
how to remove a splinter
Emergency
what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
a list of hotlines in a crisis
things to keep in your car in case of an emergency
how to do the heimlich maneuver
Job
time management
create a resume
find the right career
how to pick a major
how to avoid a hangover
how to interview for a job
how to stop procrastinating
How to write cover letters
Travel
ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
Traveling for Cheap
Travel Accessories
The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
How To Read A Map
How to Apply For A Passport
How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
read the news
leave your childhood traumas behind
how to quit smoking
how to knit
how to stop biting your nails
how to stop procrastinating
how to stop skipping breakfast
how to stop micromanaging
how to stop avoiding asking for help
how to stop swearing constantly
how to stop being a pushover
learn another language
how to improve your self-esteem
how to sew
learn how to embroider
how to love yourself
100 tips for life
Apartments/Houses/Moving
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 1: Are You Sure? (The Responsible One)
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 2: Finding the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 3: Questions to Ask about the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 4: Packing and Moving All of Your Shit (The Responsible One)
How to Protect Your Home Against Break-Ins (The Responsible One)
Education
How to Find a Fucking College (The Sudden Adult)
How to Find Some Fucking Money for College (The Sudden Adult)
What to Do When You Can’t Afford Your #1 Post-Secondary School (The Sudden Adult)
Stop Shitting on Community College Kids (Why Community College is Fucking Awesome) (The Responsible One)
How to Ask for a Recommendation Letter (The Responsible One)
How to Choose a College Major (The Sudden Adult)
Finances
How to Write a Goddamn Check (The Responsible One)
How to Convince Credit Companies You’re Not a Worthless Bag of Shit (The Responsible One)
Debit vs Credit (The Responsible One)
What to Do if Your Wallet is Stolen/Lost (The Sudden Adult)
Budgeting 101 (The Responsible One)
Important Tax Links to Know (The Responsible One)
How to Choose a Bank Without Screwing Yourself (The Responsible One)
Job Hunting
How to Write a Resume Like a Boss (The Responsible One)
How to Write a Cover Letter Someone Will Actually Read (The Responsible One)
How to Handle a Phone Interview without Fucking Up (The Responsible One)
10 Sites to Start Your Job Search (The Responsible One)
Life Skills
Staying in Touch with Friends/Family (The Sudden Adult)
Bar Etiquette (The Sudden Adult)
What to Do After a Car Accident (The Sudden Adult)
Grow Up and Buy Your Own Groceries (The Responsible One)
How to Survive Plane Trips (The Sudden Adult)
How to Make a List of Goals (The Responsible One)
How to Stop Whining and Make a Damn Appointment (The Responsible One)
Miscellaneous
What to Expect from the Hell that is Jury Duty (The Responsible One)
Relationships
Marriage: What the Fuck Does It Mean and How the Hell Do I Know When I’m Ready? (Guest post - The Northwest Adult)
How Fucked Are You for Moving In with Your Significant Other: An Interview with an Actual Real-Life Couple Living Together™ (mintypineapple and catastrofries)
Travel & Vehicles
How to Winterize Your Piece of Shit Vehicle (The Responsible One)
How to Make Public Transportation Your Bitch (The Responsible One)
Other Blog Features
Apps for Asshats
Harsh Truths & Bitter Reminders
Asks I’ll Probably Need to Refer People to Later
Apartments (or Life Skills) - How Not to Live in Filth (The Sudden Adult)
Finances - Tax Basics (The Responsible One)
Important Documents - How to Get a Copy of Your Birth Certificate (The Responsible One)
Important Documents - How to Get a Replacement ID (The Responsible One)
Health - How to Deal with a Chemical Burn (The Responsible One)
Job Hunting - List of Jobs Based on Social Interaction Levels (The Sudden Adult)
Job Hunting - How to Avoid Falling into a Pit of Despair While Job Hunting (The Responsible One)
Job Hunting - Questions to Ask in an Interview (The Responsible One)
Life Skills - First-Time Flying Tips (The Sudden Adult)
Life Skills - How to Ask a Good Question (The Responsible One)
Life Skills - Reasons to Take a Foreign Language (The Responsible One)
Life Skills - Opening a Bar Tab (The Sudden Adult)
Relationships - Long Distance Relationships: How to Stay in Contact (The Responsible One)
Adult Cheat Sheet:
what to do if your pet gets lost
removing stains from your carpet
how to know if you’re eligible for food stamps
throwing a dinner party
i’m pregnant, now what?
first aid tools to keep in your house
how to keep a clean kitchen
learning how to become independent from your parents
job interview tips
opening your first bank account
what to do if you lose your wallet
tips for cheap furniture
easy ways to cut your spending
selecting the right tires for your car
taking out your first loan
picking out the right credit card
how to get out of parking tickets
how to fix a leaky faucet
get all of your news in one place
getting rid of mice & rats in your house
when to go to the e.r.
buying your first home
how to buy your first stocks
guide to brewing coffee
first apartment essentials checklist
coping with a job you hate
30 books to read before you’re 30
what’s the deal with retirement?
difference between insurances
Once you’ve looked over all those cool links, I have some general advice for you on how you can have some sort of support system going for you:
You may decide to leave home for many different reasons, including:
wishing to live independently
location difficulties – for example, the need to move closer to university
conflict with your parents
being asked to leave by your parents.
It’s common to be a little unsure when you make a decision like leaving home. You may choose to move, but find that you face problems you didn’t anticipate, such as:
Unreadiness – you may find you are not quite ready to handle all the responsibilities.
Money worries – bills including rent, utilities like gas and electricity and the cost of groceries may catch you by surprise, especially if you are used to your parents providing for everything. Debt may become an issue.
Flatmate problems – issues such as paying bills on time, sharing housework equally, friends who never pay board, but stay anyway, and lifestyle incompatibilities (such as a non-drug-user flatting with a drug user) may result in hostilities and arguments.
Think about how your parents may be feeling and talk with them if they are worried about you. Most parents want their children to be happy and independent, but they might be concerned about a lot of different things. For example:
They may worry that you are not ready.
They may be sad because they will miss you.
They may think you shouldn’t leave home until you are married or have bought a house.
They may be concerned about the people you have chosen to live with.
Reassure your parents that you will keep in touch and visit regularly. Try to leave on a positive note. Hopefully, they are happy about your plans and support your decision.
Tips include:
Don’t make a rash decision – consider the situation carefully. Are you ready to live independently? Do you make enough money to support yourself? Are you moving out for the right reasons?
Draw up a realistic budget – don’t forget to include ‘hidden’ expenses such as the property’s security deposit or bond (usually four weeks’ rent), connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.
Communicate – avoid misunderstandings, hostilities and arguments by talking openly and respectfully about your concerns with flatmates and parents. Make sure you’re open to their point of view too – getting along is a two-way street.
Keep in touch – talk to your parents about regular home visits: for example, having Sunday night dinner together every week.
Work out acceptable behaviour – if your parents don’t like your flatmate(s), find out why. It is usually the behaviour rather than the person that causes offence (for example, swearing or smoking). Out of respect for your parents, ask your flatmate(s) to be on their best behaviour when your parents visit and do the same for them.
Ask for help – if things are becoming difficult, don’t be too proud to ask your parents for help. They have a lot of life experience.
Not everyone who leaves home can return home or ask their parents for help in times of trouble. If you have been thrown out of home or left home to escape abuse or conflict, you may be too young or unprepared to cope.
If you are a fostered child, you will have to leave the state-care system when you turn 18, but you may not be ready to make the sudden transition to independence.
If you need support, help is available from a range of community and government organisations. Assistance includes emergency accommodation and food vouchers. If you can’t call your parents or foster parents, call one of the associations below for information, advice and assistance.
Your doctor
Kids Helpline Tel. 1800 55 1800
Lifeline Tel. 13 11 44
Home Ground Services Tel. 1800 048 325
Relationships Australia Tel. 1300 364 277
Centrelink Crisis or Special Help Tel. 13 28 50
Tenants Union of Victoria Tel. (03) 9416 2577
Try to solve any problems before you leave home. Don’t leave because of a fight or other family difficulty if you can possibly avoid it.
Draw up a realistic budget that includes ‘hidden’ expenses, such as bond, connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.
Remember that you can get help from a range of community and government organizations.
(source)
Keep me updated? xx
Kiki's Delivery Service (1989)
“Authors should not be ALLOWED to write about–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative
“This book should be taken off of shelves for featuring–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative
“Schools shouldn’t teach this book in class because–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative
“Nobody actually likes or wants to read classics because they’re–” you are an anti-intellectual and an idiot
“I only read YA fantasy books because every classic novel or work of literary fiction is problematic and features–” you are an anti-intellectual and you are robbing yourself of the full richness of the human experience.
Canon S28 in the HP books: Abbott, Avery, Black, Bulstrode, Burke, Carrow, Crouch, Fawley, Flint, Gaunt, Greengrass, Lestrange, Longbottom, Macmillan, Malfoy, Nott, Ollivander, Parkinson, Prewett, Rosier, Rowle, Selwyn, Shacklebolt, Shafiq, Slughorn, Travers, Weasley, Yaxley
The Sacred 28 The Pillars Of Magic (My AU Of Who The Magic Realm In The Order They Became Human):
Peverell- Death’s children, who asked for a way to stay in the living world. The wand was stolen causing the oldest son to “die” but really just sent him back pouting after his boasting. The second son got homesick and left the stone behind, going back to death to be with his childhood sweetheart that asked him to come home. The third son with the cloak fell in love and stayed, making a family. He went back home to death after his human body failed him due to old age. Is the best with Necromancy
Potter- The children of the Greek Sculptor Pygmalion and his statue turn human wife, Galatea, that came to early Britain to escape Roman Soldiers. Both having the blessing of Aphrodite, more so Galatea because the Love Goddess brought her to life. They had a gender-fluid child name Paphos who is the best at Love Magic. Their younger daughter name Metharme is best with pottering and sculpting. Together they crafted at statue of their patron deity that helps cross-lovers. If married under the statue (with or without a priest), no one can interfere with the marriage. Fun fact; Ron’s grandparents from his dad’s side wed under it. Is best with Love Protection Aftifacts/Rituals/Enchantments.
Ollivander- Are Ents who slowly taken human form to be with the hobbit families of Took and Brandybuck. They became their companions in life after The Great War Of Sauron. (Yes I’m mixing LOTR into HP because why not?) To make children (cause I know ya’ll are wondering) the tree intwine soft branches with anything that contains solid DNA of their companions and buried it in the ground. A child is born after two months the baby tree has sprouted. Have long life and knowledge of tree symbolism. Makes. Wands
Gryffindor- Griffins that took human mates. They have the body of a lion and head of an Eagle, along with its wings. Is know to have wings, speak to birds and lions. In HP, one of them created Hogwarts.
Longbottom- Are children of Terrestrial Fays. Most. Are confuse with soft hearted fairies. Mostly because they have mated a handful of times. (Neville is actually a Chaos Good Terra fairy, while his grandmother is a Chaotic Neutral Terra Faerie) They are the best in Herbology. More powerful than the Greengrass who is just Terra Fairies. Could control the earth around them. (Such as flowers, trees, grass, dirt, etc.)
Slytherin- Nagas born child that mated with humans that migrated from South Asia. Can shapeshift their lower half into tails, poison fangs when threatened or starving and talk to snakes. One of them created Hogwarts.
Black- Shadow people descendants from Stingy Jack, that made bet with the devil and got cursed for it. They are best in shadow travel, seeing in the dark and living in shadow without consequences.
Hufflepuff- Berserkers with kind smiles. One of them created Hogwarts .
Ravenclaw- Raven shapeshifters. One of them created Hogwarts
Weasley- This is a hard one for me because I have so much ideas. First off, Ron’s family is the descendant of fourth branch from the very first Weasley Family. The “first” fourth son eloped with the third princess of DunBroch and had seven children with her. (Yes I’m mixing Brave with HP. It’s my AU. Also adding a bit of ROTTBD for a treat.) The fourth son ended with kids and so on. Anyways, because of this, they can shapeshift into bears. Not only with that (since this a DunBroch trait), the Weasleys are gifted with fully body dragon fire. The younger generation can’t be cause Arthur’s father married with a daughter of the Black family. (Percy is the only one to be able to go human torch out of all the siblings, Charlie/Ron can only do certain parts of their body- one at a time. Bill on the other hand has a way with the shadows. Sus) Then you bring in their mother Molly Weasley, née Prewett (from the french sacred 10), who can full body shapeshift (is the reason Britain has Metamorphmagus. Her family line mix into the wizard culture after they migrate. They have to much power!). Only Ron can use this but only for his voice. The twins get extremely jealous. Jack of Trades if you will.
Lovegood- Are prophets and fay. Bloodline of the cursed oracle Cassandra is mix within. It has been thin out a bit but will flare up with things. (Like Luna’s belief of certain mythical creatures that no one believes her about.) Can see different pathways of the future.
Nott- Like the Blacks, they can work with shadows. But like the Blacks, they can darken a room even if there is no shadows.
Abbott- They are humans blessed heavily with healing magic after saving herd of unicorn foals
Greengrass- See Longbottom for information. Good with plant life
Bulstode- Is a sea based siren from the deep depths of the ocean. Are to the size of whales, with different sea animals tail (sharks, angelfish, dolphins, etc). Often mistaken for Nessie the Lockness monster or the Kraken.
Slughorn- Are warrior slug monsters. Hard to kill, very clever. Know to make fast connections with others
Shacklebolt- Are humans blessed with the ability with unearthly chain anything and not have it break. (I’m thinking Uzumaki style chains)
Malfoy- Fresh water nymphs who had children with humans
Graunt- Can talk to the dead, Peverell’s first son’s bloodline but not powerful at all
Carrow- crow shapeshifters
Flint- They are descendants of fire demons
Rowle- horse shapeshifters (can not be kelpie or unicorns)
Selwyn- Warrior servants of the Sea. Has a business in the Fish company
Rosier- Flower fairies (like in Tinkerbell)
Avery- can speak to birds (not to sure if they are bird shapeshifters)
Fawley- Not bird shapeshifters lol more like a woodland creature, the Deer Family
Burke- Were once stone human looking golems given life. Have the of 10,000 men
Crouch- Crossroad Guides, usually advising people with hard choices. They are quite kind but is omnipresent with deism at its heels. (Barth Crouch Sr is of the fifth branch and has shamed his ancestors with his cruelty to the point he and his bloodline can no longer guide)
Most of my Sacred 28 are children from the 4th or more so sons/daughters. They get a magical creature inherence once they hit puberty. (Well those who haven’t completely inbreed their magic away.) Also Britain is the one of the few magical community that has more than three Pillars of Magic. (Mexico is one of them.) They are also connect to the mysterious Stonehenge on Salisbury Plain in Wiltshire, England. (Destroy the monument and the Britain’s Magical World will follow in my AU.)
Favorite Ron Weasley fics?
thank you very much for the ask @thesilverstarling! my king's birthday seemed like the perfect time to drop this...
[for the best sixth son in literature]
envy by @floreatcastellumposts
harry potter & ron weasley teen | 8.6k words
why i recommend it:
ron's capacity for jealousy is something which generates a lot of fandom discourse - especially the role it plays in his relationship with hermione. this fic is a look at one of the canon moments which foreground this trait - ron's falling out with harry when his best pal's name comes out of the goblet of fire - and it does a wonderful job of exploring ron's less pleasant characteristics without bashing him.
like a brother would by @wolfpants
harry potter/ron weasley explicit | 5.2k words
why i recommend it:
i have a real weakness for ronarry - largely because i love how ron would give anything in the world to get to take care of his bestie. this fic takes that urge to its natural conclusion...
the english opening by lordrowantree
fleur delacour/ron weasley teen | 55k words
why i recommend it:
because it respects ron’s canonical rizz and asks the very important question: what would happen if fleur said yes when he asked her to the yule ball?
and, in doing so, it also respects all the rest of ron’s canonical traits - his intelligence, his kindness, his big-picture thinking, his sense of daring - and uses them to offer an exploration of fleur’s character which is considerably kinder and more nuanced than the one she receives in canon.
plus, it’ll teach you something about chess, which is a bonus.
ghouls in the attic by speechwriter
tom riddle/ron weasley general | 8.9k
why i recommend it:
because - as the author correctly notes - i have seen your heart and it is mine is an outrageously romantic thing for the horcrux to say to ron [especially because it happens just before voldemort canonically suggests that hermione is mid].
collateral damage by @danpuff-ao3
draco malfoy/ron weasley explicit | 16k words
why i recommend it:
i also have a weakness for dron - above all because the two of them are narrative mirrors, defined by their relationships to their families and their relationships to harry, brought into conflict by their polar differences [draco's wealth versus ron's lack of it, etc.], and possessed of similar personality traits [a desire to be recognised as important and be the centre of attention; a capacity for jealousy]. this fics plays with those similarities - and also with ron and draco's more positive shared traits - in a really striking way. i ship these two losers. i hope they're happy.
some i love who are dead by brightened
hermione granger/ron weasley teen | 2.2k words
why i recommend it:
because it's a lovely, bittersweet look at ron's character from the perspective of hermione's old age - thinking about the man he became and the husband and father he was.
Phantom/Spectra: *fight in the Ghost Zone*
Spectra: *roasting Danny about teen-hood*
Phantom: *claps back about her wrinkles having wrinkles as well as her grey hair*
Spectra:
Danny: *thinking how Gotham looks nice this time of year*
Young Blood: *the one who dare him to say it but didn’t think he would do it* …and I oops
Ghost Zone: *Ugly snort*
Phantom’s demons (aka Tucker and Sam): Ah yes. More blood for the blood god.
Somewhere in Gotham
Constantine: Something just happed.
Wally & Alfred: *exchanging stories, going over mission reports and how much medical supplies is use by the Bat Family*
Bat Fam: *enters the Bat Cave, taking off their mask with verity of wounds. From a large gash on Jason’s chest to Cass’s broken nose*
Wally: *lets out a loud scandalous gasp* My baby!
Tim: *with only a tiny scrap on his chin, lets out a squeak as Wally picks him up and carries him away*
Bat Fam: *Blinks in confusion*
Jason: *looks at Cass* You see me?
Cass: *nods*
Jason: *looks at Steph* Can you see me?
Steph: Hell yeah, I can see you.
Damian: *looks at his competition in tired disgust before running after Wally and Tim* Wait West, I require medical assistance! My arm has been broken!
Dick: *stands frozen next to Batman* ….I thought I was the favorite?
Alfred: *raises a brow elegantly* My apologies young Master Richard but since when?
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