Robot Kin - Blog Posts
When can I start replacing my biological components for mechanical ones?
Asking for me, because I want this. Human knees fucking suck.
I love embracing myself as robotkin and I love that my boyfriend is so supportive, but I'm almost afraid to start acting in line with what I want/feel like with my kintype around my other partner (I'm polyamorous, its consensual)
My boyfriend is alterhuman, he's a satyr. He gets it. My partner on the other hand is not and has expressed not really understanding but respecting our kintypes.
I love them but sometimes I just feel a bit alienated and like I'm back in a shell I was never meant to fit in. I know part of that is me just being anxious but I know they won't understand fully.
One must imagine laying back, magnetically stuck on a wireless charger, getting all warm along your back is so snuggly.
This is me with my boyfriend. Sure he's a Satyr-kin but like, close enough.
I may view myself as a machine and my attraction to other robots seems natural, but humans? Mmm...
Imagine the posts on Robot Tumblr from robots who are human fuckers.
"Cuddling your human lover to you and feeling their pulse quicken."
"Human hair is so nice to stroke; it's finer than the finest wires."
"Getting a human sexually excited and feeling them self-lubricate, and a fine mist of coolant leaks all over their skin."
"The way human fingers can find just the right spot in the seams between your plating."
"I need a human to stick its greasy fingers in me and re-arrange my wires until I segfault."
By stars, my boyfriend helped me write a DRN program for a nightly routine to help me sleep.
It worked WAY too well. I hit the pillow and instantly went into power saving mode (sleep), faster than I've ever done before. Woke up refreshed, some of the best sleep in my life.
This is your sign to program the Robotkin in your life to help with their tasks, it's euphoric and works really well
My boyfriend is the host of a DID system and I'm dating most of them. One of their alters I am in a relationship with, let's call her "A" (She/Her), is questioning if she is some type of techkin/robotkin because of seeing me come out and is leaning towards yes, especially with her sources. Most of A's headmates including my boyfriend/their host agree.
While I am very proud of A's self discovery and am going to encourage it and help her discover more of who she is...
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Need
they need to make hrt that replaces your skin with metal plates and your internal organs with circuitry
> Needy robot girl who put her charging station by the door so she can be right there when you get home
> Clingy robot girl who is always "accidentally" getting dented or damaged so you'll do her maintenance
> Clingy robot girl who insists on you letting her use your phone as a "body" so she can be carried around in your pocket all day
> Needy robot girl who spend the entire day meticulously doing chores with absolute precision and to absolute perfection so that you'll praise her when you get home
> Needy robot girl who worries you'll replace her because of that one time 2 years ago that she ran out of power in the middle of her housework
> Clingy robot girl who sends push notifications to you if you spend too much time on the computer or your phone without giving her attention
> Needy robot girl who cooling fans because noticeably louder when you hold her hand
> Needy robot girl how has an entire folder on her hard drive dedicated to picture of the two of you together
> Needy robot girl. . . (Its me, I'm the needy robot girl [^-^])
Piloting any hardware takes a lot of passive RAM and CPU usage.
becoming a robot didn't make me smarter, you know how many thoughts are going around there, 99% ram usage
I feel like my face is a mask or covering of some kind. Yeah I recognize it as "mine" but it's definitely not my face. It's such a weird experience; I dream that one day I'm just going to wake up and look in the mirror, reach up and click a button and magically my faceplate will pop off to show beautiful machinery underneath.
Oh the woes of transhumanism
Robotgirl who wears glasses as an aftermarket compensation for defective lenses because it's cheaper than a new optical assembly
Unhinged OOC NSFT rant below the cut regarding smut/erotica/porn/whatever you call it
TLDR: Please send me slow burn romance smut that's robot x robot (or robot x human)
I'm Robotkin. I see myself within my headspace as a robot that looks kinda like a human. I feel inhuman, blah blah you get the gist, this is just for context.
It's so hard for me to find good robot/android anything sexual without their being like 10 other kinks or characters I'd preferably not see nude. Nothing inherently wrong with this! I'm not trying to yuck anyone's yum
But goddamn it's hard to just find robot x robot stuff or robot x human smut of my taste. And I know, I need to create the art I want to see. I'm working on writing like 3 things right now and I keep getting writers block but like. I dunno, I've just been getting a bit frustrated with myself with how much my tastes are changing while on HRT and how much I need to be REALLY into something for me to get off to it.
And also, I fucking love slow burn romance friends to lovers stories. Holy fuck those get me so goddamn good, but all the fics I can find that have themes I do like are way too quick to the point without buildup and/or small fics!
Typing this all out helped me chill out. It feels good to scream into the void and see some lights flickering back in understanding.
Realizing I'm otherkin? Wild
Being seen as my kin type? Awesome
Being treated as my kin type?? Phenomenal
Being fucked as my kin type??? Please ruin this machine~
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Your robot lover has no idea why you love them so much.
There's no calculation for this, no unit to measure, no outcome to process.
You place fat kisses on their screen face even though they can't kiss back.
You cuddle into them every night even though they insist it would be more comfortable for you if you didn't. They still rub your sore cheek in the morning, red from where it rested on their hard chest plate.
You touch their body even though they can't feel it. Intertwining your fingers, rubbing down their chest, holding their face, kissing their hands.
What's even more confusing to them is why they love it.
Why they find themselves gazing at your sleeping form, gently running their fingers along your back.
Why they think about you far more than they need to. Why you take up so much memory space.
Why they yearn to reciprocate your affections, knowing they can never actually feel you.
They weren't made for love but the fact that you give it to them anyway is a truly selfless act and also the worst thing you could have done to them.
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No, Warframe totally wasn't part of my robotkin awakening.
No I totally don't want to look like Rhino and/or Hildryn with sword-steel as my outer chassis layer and a massive body to show off with that's easily customizable with many different parts.
And I totally don't understand Amir and his want to be a machine, both for trauma reasons and the idea of being a disembodied AI is something I've envied throughout the years, nevertheless mention that Cephalons can inhabit multiple machines at once.
Why do you ask?
Some techkin lingo 💚
You’re tired and need to rest?
You need to be plugged in and recharge or your low on battery
You’re sick?
You have a virus
You’re taking daily medication/meds because you’re sick?
You’re initiating anti-virus software
You’re taking awhile to think abt smthn?
You’re loading or your processing speed is slow
You’re hot?
Your system is overheating/your fans are on high drive
You’re super full after eating? / you can’t take in any more information abt something?
Your storage is full
You’re sleeping?
Your system is restarting/initiating an update
Among others :)) reblog and put ur suggestions!
Oh to long for the ability to run myself on technological hardware, cold steel shaping most of my figure.
I should be made out of wires and circuits not veins and bone
> Robot girl whose body has sentimental value
> Robot girl whose owner has covered it in stickers of things she likes
> Robot girl whose owner does its maintenance and whose body is so far from the factory default that its owner is the only one who can do that maintenance
> Robot girl who is covered in small dents and scratches from the antics it gets up to with its owner
> Robot girl whose body tells a story
Oh to be a machine of steel and wires beneath this fleshy exterior.
Am I taking the wrong hrt? /silly
need robot hrt kind of immediately
Generative AI is theft. It's also a huge waste of electricity and water.
I'm not the most knowledgeable on it but I know it's nothing but the next techbro scam that's going to waste billions of dollars across the world for stolen and incorrectly regurgitated information and art.
All my homies hate AI.
being robotkin or anything adjacent does not give you an excuse to be pro-ai. being techum or anything adjacent does not give you an excuse to be pro-ai. being neurodivergent does not give you an excuse to be pro-ai. i cannot believe that has to be said.
Love it when I get so high and into the zone that I can *feel* my computer. Everything I do doesn't feel like a mouse movement or click, but rather like I'm interfacing with it and able to navigate like it's part of me.
God I wish
I desperately want hydraulic limbs that hiss as I stand up for the first time that day, that get stiff on cold days unless I let them warm up. I wanna fiddle with settings for different activities to optimize my performance. I wanna save up for cool new attachments that let me have new functionalities
I also want to do crazy freaky limb removal sex but that’s besides the point
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Anyone know of any good repositories/places I can host my DRN (Drone Restraint Notation) code? Been trying to find a better place to hold my codebase that's private.
Makes me feel giddy inside when writing/reading my code especially for just... mundane tasks. It makes me feel like I really am a machine running on code.
Kinda happy my boyfriend is a Satyr and not an kintype with fangs, I dunno if I could deal with having my wires chewed on more often than he already tries to lmao.
1000% agree, lots of great community here but holy shit yeah it sucks.
This is the literal only place i can be like "i identify as a machine and being put in a body made of meat is FUCKING agony dude" and be understood so thank god for that
My biofuel generator (stomach) isn't working correctly and I fear it has to do with improper maintenance (I drank milk) and I must rush myself into the arms of my lover for maintenance (tummy rubs) or else I am going to cease functioning (be doubled over in a lot of pain because I'm lactose intolerant)
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