I Actually Feel Bad For Taking Z’s Arm… I Just Don’t Want Him To Call Me ‘shortie’ Again, It

I think I’m being harassed…

I'm not gonna leave you alone until you guys have a fucking orgey

uh…

leave me alone..

How did you meet Rick and what was your first impression of him?

When he was moving boxes with Morty, he kept bragging about how strong he was.

still an arsehole but..

I love him.

Am I the only one kind of entertained by all this drama that’s going on with Isopod morty? Like I feel really bad about Isopod Morty dying, I really liked him, but it’s kind of funny seeing all the Rick’s fight with each other..

This isn’t fucking kindergarten, though, all the Rick’s are just playing the blame game.

Oh I did!

He said it apparently lived in a more desert-like biome, so he's out getting some stuff from it's universe for his tank! Have you named it yet?

Hey, Morty..

I'll make sure to hide you well in my dimension, alright? I'll keep you safe.

"I-I appreciate it mumsies I really d-dont want certain people f-finding Me."

W-Whatever you want to do is fine with me!

I'm gonna be working on some stuff in my garage, if you want to watch or help you're welcome to!

Hey, Morty..

I'll make sure to hide you well in my dimension, alright? I'll keep you safe.

"I-I appreciate it mumsies I really d-dont want certain people f-finding Me."

UHH..

MAYBE YOU COULD GO TO THE BEACH TOGETHER!

"ITS A D-DATE HE COUNTS IT LIKE A DATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUMSIES I GOT TO HOLD HIS HAND!"

OH WOW THATS GREAT!!

I'M GLAD YOU ARE SO HAPPY, AND GOT TO GO ON A DATE!!

Hello Val, nice to meet you ^^ I like that you are German! I am curious if Rick ever said sth about your accent? I think it's cute

I-It’s nice to meet you too… I hope we can b-be friends..

Thank y-you, by the way.. I-If you thought my accent is c-cute..

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

It’s nice to meet you Nihilistic.

Also, don’t worry, I’ve seen so much worse. Great landing by the way.

(they shake his hand back.)

Hopefully you haven’t been called anything too horrible. You seem like a great Rick!

-Hangs upside down from a tree branch and looks at them.-

So what the hell are you a tactical Jerry or some shit ?

ooc: I shall read your bio ✨

A Jerry? Fuck no..

My name is Valentine, or Val. I am tactical though. I work for the military!

Hmm.. Is it comfortable up there in that tree? I like climbing trees! By the way, It’s nice to meet you! I’ve seen you around, you’re a really cool Rick!

I’m glad I get to actually talk to more Rick’s, it really nice meeting all of you.

((ooc: LOL I got you!))

Yeah, I got you.

I'll make sure that nobody finds you.

Hey, Morty..

I'll make sure to hide you well in my dimension, alright? I'll keep you safe.

"I-I appreciate it mumsies I really d-dont want certain people f-finding Me."