I’m Good At Mechanics… And Engineering..

((Artist/Writer here again! My dad recently introduced me to this song and once I saw the song cover I immediately thought ‘holy shit that looks like ordinary rick’ so I drew the song cover as Ordinary Rick who was made by @e-22912 [AKA my favorite artist on tumblr] So I hope you guys like the fanart!!))

((Also, I love Ordinary so much like he’s one of my favorite Rick’s ever. He’s one of the best Rick’s to ever exist and I will say that until the day I die. Shout out to Ordinary for being one of the best Rick’s ever))

((Also I would literally sell MY SOUL just to kiss this man.))

I mean no shit. We just have to be calm about this.

wait. what are we now?

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

Send Smash or Pass + a name and my muse will say if they would smash or pass on that person.

Hey look what I found!

Isn't it pretty?

((I'm desperate for asks, send anything and I'll respond))

Huh..

I didn't think about that.. I guess you do have dad's!

And thank you Evz.. I appreciate it.

Hey, Morty..

I'll make sure to hide you well in my dimension, alright? I'll keep you safe.

"I-I appreciate it mumsies I really d-dont want certain people f-finding Me."

-Hangs upside down from a tree branch and looks at them.-

So what the hell are you a tactical Jerry or some shit ?

ooc: I shall read your bio ✨

A Jerry? Fuck no..

My name is Valentine, or Val. I am tactical though. I work for the military!

Hmm.. Is it comfortable up there in that tree? I like climbing trees! By the way, It’s nice to meet you! I’ve seen you around, you’re a really cool Rick!

I’m glad I get to actually talk to more Rick’s, it really nice meeting all of you.

((ooc: LOL I got you!))

:0 how'd you break your arm?

I broke my arm while I was deployed on a mission.

The enemy I was fighting kicked me really hard while I was on the ground and also shot me in my shoulder, I’m a bit disappointed in myself because I should have been able to take him down.. Plus he was only some minion for the big drug dealer guy (the big man was known as Mitzzu which we don’t exactly know why,) and I could have easily taken this fucking doormat down if it wasn’t for me being distracted. It really pisses me off when I think about it. Sometimes I wish I was back in my own country with my old team, I wouldn’t have been so distracted.

But thankfully my arm healed really well! Although Rick had been making fun of me a bit for not taking that guy down, so, I didn’t appreciate that..

Hope we all get along!

Ich liebe dich, mein Mann..

(They turn to look at Rick, grabbing one of his hands.)

Ich liebe dich auch, mein erster Mann.

@anotherc137rick @tacticalsmth

*As he walks into the portal, he immediately drops Z's body and stares into Rick's soul, the extra arms cauterizing and stitching up the wound. After they have finished, the arms press onto Z's chest, sending an electric shock throughout his body. After a second shock, Z coughs and sits up, terrified.*

He does still need to be cleaned up, but I refuse to do that for him. Stand up, Z.

*He turns to look at Z, who is trembling and backing up.*

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

*Z obeys, standing up. He wobbles a little bit before balancing.*

I.. have no idea..

How would Val react if I yelled GYATTTTT at them in the middle of a grocery store?

“W-What the..”

((Scared, confused, and a bit annoyed. They also have no idea what that means.))