Jane Hopper - Blog Posts
๐ณ ๐๐ซ๐๐๐ค๐๐๐ฌ๐ญ time is the best time to eat! -> เณโโท ๐๐๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐จ๐ง ๐ฑ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ซ
๐๐ก๐๐ฆ๐: Fluff
๐๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐ฒ: Eddie makes breakfast for you, but it had to go south.
๐๐จ๐ซ๐๐ฌ: 498
๏ฝกโเญจเญงห Isn't breakfast the best time to eat food? Well, to you, it was the best, but you didn't want to make it because you were too busy drooling in your sleep and ruffling in your cozy sheets next to your boyfriend, Eddie; how adorable!
๏ฝกโเญจเญงห Well, Eddie was pretty awake than you; even though he can't cook as well as you doesn't mean he can't make breakfast for you. He went to the kitchen with a bright mindset to make you the perfect breakfast; he even got a cookbook to cook with, the ingredients, and the measurements.
๏ฝกโเญจเญงห The only thing Eddie can't mess with while cooking or baking is muffins; he was going to a batch of chocolate chip muffins for you. Cups of flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, milk, vegetable oil, white sugar & brown sugar, and the rising star chocolate chips!
๏ฝกโเญจเญงห The batter was done, but now the hard part was not letting the muffins burn; even though it was a simple task, Eddie was not taking the risk, especially when it came to you. he waited there, looking right at the oven, not even taking a look back. Still, soon he got bored and went to listen to music & read some magazine on his bands.
๏ฝกโเญจเญงห "Beep, Beep, Beep." that was the sound of the oven, done baking the muffins, but Eddie was too in the zone to realize that the muffins were ready.
๏ฝกโเญจเญงห You were lying there, so comfortable in Eddie's bed; nothing could make you get up from your wonderful slumber except the smell of smoke, which made you puzzled. You shot up from the bed and walked to the area of the smoke. 'What the hell is the first thing in your mind? You were still sleepy, though, so your moveth was pretty slow.
๏ฝกโเญจเญงห "Uh, Eddie, did you put anything in the oven!" you yelled, then you saw Eddie running straight towards the kitchen, opening the oven, inviting more smoke to cover everything. When he brought out the muffins, they were pitch black and on fire, "Shit!".
๏ฝกโเญจเญงห Well, when you saw that fire, you ran straight to the fire extinguisher and squeezed down the fire extinguisher, but unlucky for Eddie, he was in the splash zone and got sprayed; he and the muffins were covered in foam, but the muffin wasn't on fire at least!
๏ฝกโเญจเญงห "Surprise?" Eddie said while turning to you; you just raised your eyebrow at his comment.
๏ฝกโเญจเญงห "Not to be mean, Ed, but remind me never to let you cook again." you looked at the charcoal muffins; Eddie shameful nodded at the compromise, "I'm sorry, Y/N, I just tried to make breakfast for you, and I got bored then the burnt the muffins, I-im just really sorr-" soon he was cut off by you kissing him.
๏ฝกโเญจเญงห "I know you tried your best, Eddie but try to leave the heavy lifting to me" you squished his face, "Anyways, are you hungry?"
Oh the pain..
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Why are people talking about how Eddie would have a breeding kink like bro can't even graduate. ๐
But I want El to be the one to end things. Between her and Mike. That seems right to me.
โ๐ธโโ๐ ๐๐ ๐ป๐ธ๐!
Well.. once this whole thing with Vecna blows over, at least Iโll still have my boyf-
Oh.
But Iโll still have my best fr-
Oh.
Well at least I can continue with school and maybe-
Oh.
vecna really said โlemme just trauma dump on nancy rq..โ
Iโm telling my kids that this is eleven from stranger things:
I KNEW IT, I KNEWโ
So are we going to talk about that for Max, independence day will always be the day when she cried over her brother's dead body? And how those children are young to have this shit instead of national holiday? I just-
Mike: Stressed.
Max: Depressed.
Lucas: Possessed.
Will: Obsessed.
Dustin: Impressed.
Jane: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Jane: I just wanted to join in
Stranger things holloween
Steve and robin
Jonathan and Nancy
Jim and Joyce
El and max
Mike, Dustin, will and lucas
Eddie and argyle
Erica
El: whatโs a thot?
Dustin: itโs just a thoughtful person!
*later at the dinner*
Steve: hereโs the salt, el.
El: thanks, steve. youโre such a thot!
Steve: *spits out his coffee*
Steve: Iโm a WHAT?
Dustin and Lucas: *hysterical laughter*
Steve: *passing by with El hugging him koala style*
Will, confused: Why...?
Steve: she used the "I miss my dad" card on me
Will:
Will:*10 minutes later*
Steve, sitting on the couch being held tightly by El and dustin: Hi, Dustin
Dustin: *passing by* Hey, St-
Dustin:
Dustin: Should I ask?
Steve: No, I'm not falling for that again
El, tearing up the room: where are they?
El, looking under a pillow: who moved them? who moved my children?
El: somebody moved my eggos, and now I am going to start killing.
There should be a fanfiction with Eleven and Steve as seven. In this fanfiction should be a joke about the store โSeven Elevenโ.
~lovers
open for a better quality
there's more to life than stupid boys!๐ป๐ผ