houseofchalamet
23 • she/her • 🩷💜💙 • probably somewhere reading :)
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Latest Posts by houseofchalamet
Maven, I’m so hungry I could eat Thomas rn.
The Maven Calore (Red Queen) to 001 (Jamie Campbell Bower) to The Bat Boys (ACOTAR) to Timothee Chalamet to Xaden Riorson (Fourth Wing) to Coriolanus Snow (TBOSAS) to Jacks (Caraval/OUABH) to Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel) pipeline is a tale as old as time…
Me discovering Apollo had a pov before Jacks:
Itʼs ALLWAYS "i love you" and never "thereʼs nothing of equal value to me"
yes he's a villain but what if he's in love with me
J A C K S + E V A N G E L I N E | The Ballad of Never After
He held her with the type of intensity that only happens when a person wants something that isn’t quite theirs.
sluttiest thing a man can do is be a little evil and messed up in the head
jacks never had a bad track. “Glad to know you’re thinking about me when you kiss your husband.” BANGER. “But for tonight, let me pretend you’re mine.” ICONIC. “I’d probably kill another man if I found him with you like this” LIFE CHANGING. “There is nothing of equal value to me”. UNMATCHED.
me if being obsessed with fictional men was illegal
hmm. hm. think i will spend my entire life devoted to creating art and being as kind as i possibly can
Do I have to get up at 8? Yes.
Am I currently awake 3:40am reading coriolanus snow fanfiction? Also yes.
ITS BEEN 60 YEARS MAN
COME ON
i'm trying to fight the second one but THE VOICES-
"When the world needed him most... he vanished."
@ u please come back
henlo <3
Had to make a phone call today and I was so brave😌
Cardan really said “would u still love me if I was a worm🥺”
happy birthday baby!!! i hope you are having the best best day ever🥳🧁💗
love you lots, sending you a big hug and smooch!
PS. i told timothée to post on your bday, he says hi.
Aww thank you love! That’s so sweet. I appreciate you!!🩷🥳
PS. You can have him this weekend but I get custody of him next weekend😌
So basically we’ve been in the middle of a timmy drought and he just posted to ig specifically on MY birthday, I’m-🥺 he did it on purpose and he loves me I’m delusional
Rewatched b&a today and it was better than I remembered 👏👏👏
Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE cmbyn but you have to admit a relationship between a 17 yo and a 24 yo is a little 👀👀👀
Finally saw the Barbie movie today and…. Wow🤭
More unhinged Timmy stan tweets that I love
part 1
Happy international friendship day to my best friend!!! (He has no idea who I am😊)
When I write three sentences on my WIP:
Some of the most unhinged Timothée stan tweets I’ve seen (I love them):
I relate to the people who posted these on a spiritual level. I am them and they are me.
part 2