Incorrect Pitch Perfect - Blog Posts

these gay pitches might be my new obsession ps they're my cute in pp2

extra pookies:

aubrey: can i call you minute?

chloe: hm.. what?

aubrey: I MEan without the ut

*attempt to wink seductively*

beca: SHE'S TRYING TO FLIRT? *explodes in laughter*

stacie: OH MY god this is so sweet, somebody take a picture of this PLEASE

aubrey: i hate you ALL

*tries to leaves but chloe doesn't let her*

chloe: YES, yes you hm can call me yours, i mean mine but like you're calling me mine bc im yours and you-

aubrey: I WILL, call you uh mine

*chloe blushes deeply*

stacie: JUST KISS ALREADY jesus

aubrey: wait, are you flirting with me?

chloe: have been for the past four years, but thanks for noticing.

chloe: oooh, somebody has a crush on beca!

aubrey: that's funny. i don't tho. it's not like i stay up at night, lying awake thinking about her.

*the next day*

aubrey, with eyebags: this is your fault.

chloe: You're welcome.

emily: tell me something that i dont know

stacie: the sentence "are you as bored as i am?" can be said backwards, and still make sense

emily: am i as- STACIE YOU'RE A GENIUS!

*stacie blushing immediately*

beca: oh god they do match each other freak

aubrey: it's kinda cute tho

chloe: pleASE IT'S ADORABLE