Aubrey: Wait, Are You Flirting With Me?

the cringest lines are always with the most ADORABLE couple

the whole bau was in love with spencer at one point

Maddie: I have a plot

Chim: an evil one?

Maddie: yes.

Chim: I’m in

listen, listen to me, spencer/jj was cute in the beginning when it could’ve gone somewhere, like when we could’ve done something with it, but they let it die, and now they’re trying to revive a corpse. and i- i need them desperately to stop it. bc jj has will & she loves him & he loves her & they have children, one of whom is spencer’s godson. so i desperately need them to keep jeid dead. do not revive a long dead corpse. just leave them to fanfic pls. & pls just let them continue being best friends.

me: I'm going to write a fic to my own entertainment

also me, writing said fic:

chimney sighs heavily: im bisexual!

maddie:

maddie: oh my gOd i had no idea! this is such a huge surprise i think im going to have a heart attack im SO–

chimney: you knEW?

maddie: you didn't?

chimney:

maddie: im bi too by the way

chimney: wHAT?!

albert: my god chimney, even i knew that one

TOP 10 DESCENDANTS SHIPS AS VOTED BY MY FOLLOWERS

↳ #9 - Ben and Carlos

“ Good Boy”

nick: so, did you kiss her?

olivia: no, the moment wasn't right. look, rollins could be my future wife and i want our first kiss to be amazing.

fin: aww, liv, that's so sweet! you chickened out like a little bitch and now you're making excuses.

hen and karen are so perfect for each other

kate: we should dig a hole in the park and name it “love”

alex: uh, but why?

kate: so we can watch people fall in love!

alex:

derek: I HAVE A SHOVEL–

alex: NO!