Funny Stuff - Blog Posts
“That was the first night I dreamt of Edward Cullen.”
Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke
“Nothing more fun than an irritated grizzly bear,” Bella agreed, nodding solemnly.”
Emmett:
jasper said it’s time to go to horny jail ma’am !
alice: why do we even have a framed picture of aro??
carlisle: bc he keeps fuckin sending them!
jasper said it’s time to go to horny jail ma’am !
Never Gonna Give You Up
Would you believe it if I said Rose dared Edward to sing this for family karaoke night? (or day since they’re sparkling. what is time to a vampire?)
edward: can you at least watch where you walk?
bella:
How Bella felt on the inside when jasper went full beast mode when she got that paper cut :
Eclipse Deleted Scene
Edward Cullen: (with Seth Clearwater sitting on his shoulders) I’ve only had Seth for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room (except Bella) and then myself.
Seth vaped once due to peer pressure and he cried because he thought Jacob would be disappointed in him. When he told Jacob in tears Jacob just said “nice, blow any fat ghosts?”
Ok so during the honeymoon when Bella first feels the baby kick, why didn't Edwars hear the heartbeat? I mean if your baby is flailing it's little legs, surely there has to be heart beat?!!!
he was too busy asking god for forgiveness for fucking his wife too well
Alice thanks your horniness Bella 😏
We all know Jasper always felt Bella's horniest
Cullens as quotes from Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Alice
Jasper
Rosalie
Emmett
Edward
Esme
Carlisle
Bonus: Bella
Emmett On The Street - Lesbian Lightning Round
