Funny Stuff - Blog Posts
Bella: I want to have every human experience with you
The human experience bella was abt to get:
Emmett when the Voltori flee the battle scene:
tyler crowley complaining that bella wouldn’t go to prom with him
worms in the dirt when it rains
I’m amazed the Volturi haven’t kicked this guy’s ass for wearing a baseball cap to the confrontation with the Cullens.
The Cullens have frequent dance-offs and they look like this
Emmett
Rosalie
Carlisle
Edward
Esme
Bella
Jasper
Alice
Carlisle looking at emmetts grades for the billionth time and wondering why after many decades he still can’t do his multiplications :
Please consider every time Edward is doing something especially brooding and dramatic someone hits him with one of those sticky hands toys (also your memes are fantastic Lil Jas X had me rolling) - 17 consecutive shots anon
Midnight Sun through the #Edwardless group chat: Chapter One
i'm very dedicated in my midnight sun reading
Edward the night before his wedding: So, uh, sort of an awkward question, but is there a particular brand of condom I should be using?
Carlisle: Condoms? We’re vampires, son. Don’t worry about those.
Edward: Oh. :)
Edward later, during his honeymoon: Bella’s pregnant.
Carlisle:
reblog if you want Emmett to find the joke in the destruction of your life
Twilight:
Midnight Sun:
No Edward, she thinks your dad is a dilf
Lmao why is Angela on brand though 😂
Credit to this user she is hilarious 😂
You all have seen the Carlisle getting his hands boiled to get in the ass moodboard
Now be ready for Edward boiling his eggs in the ocean to impregnate moodboard
I’m still thoroughly convinced that Aro loves Carlisle.
Patient in the 1800’s: I’m like…tired
Carlisle: I’d suggest you do some cocaine about it
Patient in 2006: I’m like…tired
Carlisle: I’d suggest you do some cocaine about it
Patient: I should do what?
Carlisle:
mildly surprised you haven't hopped on the tracksuit meme train yet bc you would totally kill it w. great content as always. but damn it's too bad it doesn't seem like blogs have been using any one tag for these cus i literally don't want to miss a single one lol
damn u called me out. u said get on the meme train u lazy bitch we need more content 😩 hehe FINE i present to u when ur about to sneak into bella’s house via window but instead approach charlie giving her a sex talk
