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Inbox me (1) thing you want to know about me.
DO IT PLS
reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
Baby trying to eat hard food for the first time. Listen to his determination!!
dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me
Who are you Whats your favorite color
Favorite ship
Favorite ice cream flavor
Do you have a cat
Thank
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
This post almost definitely holds the record for most notes at well over 14 million, but because of a bug it hasn’t been rebloggable since 2020. Several forms exist, as it was common edit the post to say “reblog if your name isn’t [x]” for lots of different names, Amanda being most popular.
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting
what i actually said: i forgot
what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i’m pregnant.
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a g**damn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
