Reblog If Ur Mom Is Smart And Beautiful

i have 3 moods:

skips every song on my ipod

lets the music play without interruption

plays the same song on repeat for days

television history

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!

Out of Touch

“if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot”

yo i’m straight not blind

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW